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Old 07-15-2013, 02:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default What would your dream toilet consist of?

Well

Anything goes.

Mine would be:

- No bigger than 10ft x 10ft
- Located at the top of a skyscraper with a clear view of the landscape
- Access to lifts
- Dimmer light switches
- Ashtray above the toilet roll
- Pull down shelf kept against the wall next to the toilet so you can pull it down to roll up
- See through glass floor with flat screen monitor under it
- Wifi access to stream football matches to the monitor
- Surround sound stereo system with speakers built into the walls
- Scented candles
- Possibly a fridge to store a beer or two for the football but no food
- Air conditioning for evenings like this

Think that's it.

What about you?
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Old 07-15-2013, 02:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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-big screen tv with surround sound
-chew can dispenser offering me a chew as i sit down using robotic arm tha tperfectly places it in my lip then offers me a spitter which is stored inside a compartment in the toilet
-splashes water on my ass then cleans it with a towel that is changed after use
-robotic mouth to give me blumpkins when necessary
-calming music auto play every day after work


all i cna think of right now great topic
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-big screen tv with surround sound
Situated where?

I've discussed this with friends and they all said on the wall but it's pointless. Where do you look when dropping the kids off at the pool?

The floor.
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i think i want the tv straight ahead so i can put my elbows on my knees and hold my head in my hands.


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-massage hands that come out of the wall behind the toilet and give me a shoulder and back massage while dumping
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-massage hands that come out of the wall behind the toilet and give me a shoulder and back massage while dumping
Interesting but the last thing I want when doing a poo is people touching me.
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That it?

Looks very plain.
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Old 07-15-2013, 05:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I already have my dream toilet. It flushes and everything.
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