What would your dream toilet consist of?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-16-2013, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Oh yes! I'd have pink toilet paper holder, a toilet seat cover (fluffy of course)

I'm honoured.

Mr. Charlie · 10-21-2013, 01:05 PM

My dream toilet would be clean. That's all I ask.

I've shat in some terrible places on my travels. I remember when crossing over from Israel into Sinai (Egypt) I needed a s**t really badly. It took a while for the authorities to grant us access but when they finally let us cross I ran to the toilets on the Egyptian side of the border point only to find the bathroom was covered in s**t. There was s**t on the floor, s**t on the walls, s**t on the mirrors, s**t on the doors, in the sinks, it was everywhere, it was disgusting and it stank and it made me wretch just being in there. So I left without s**tting. I could go on but to cut a long story short, for various reasons I didn't get to s**t the whole time we were in the Sinai peninsula and when I got back to Israel (3 days later) I had the most wonderful s**t. It was massive, almost black in colour and incredibly dense, and I've never appreciated a clean toilet as much in my life.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 10-21-2013, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Newkie

Nobody integrating the Blumpkin? It sounds promising, on paper.

first page bro, i indicated the need to a robotic blumpkin giver on my dream toilet

ladyislingering · 10-21-2013, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

it's so beautiful!

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 10-21-2013, 04:15 PM

I know, I seriously would love a pink bathroom.

**Frownland** · 10-21-2013, 07:15 PM

Mine would be something like this

Mondo Bungle · 10-21-2013, 07:42 PM

If there's a way to not flush the fish

**Janszoon** · 10-21-2013, 07:46 PM

A bridge over the heads of congress.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 10-21-2013, 07:49 PM

itd be cool to have a toilet that turned turds into like lemon scented air freshener or something

Dayvan Cowboy · 10-21-2013, 08:11 PM

a heated seat is all you need in the great white north.

10-21-2013, 04:15 PM	#25 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	I know, I seriously would love a pink bathroom. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

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Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	A bridge over the heads of congress. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

10-21-2013, 01:05 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mr. Charlie Shoo Thoughts Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: These Mountains Posts: 2,308	My dream toilet would be clean. That's all I ask. I've shat in some terrible places on my travels. I remember when crossing over from Israel into Sinai (Egypt) I needed a st really badly. It took a while for the authorities to grant us access but when they finally let us cross I ran to the toilets on the Egyptian side of the border point only to find the bathroom was covered in st. There was st on the floor, st on the walls, st on the mirrors, st on the doors, in the sinks, it was everywhere, it was disgusting and it stank and it made me wretch just being in there. So I left without stting. I could go on but to cut a long story short, for various reasons I didn't get to st the whole time we were in the Sinai peninsula and when I got back to Israel (3 days later) I had the most wonderful s**t. It was massive, almost black in colour and incredibly dense, and I've never appreciated a clean toilet as much in my life.

10-21-2013, 07:49 PM	#29 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	itd be cool to have a toilet that turned turds into like lemon scented air freshener or something

10-21-2013, 08:11 PM	#30 (permalink)
Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	a heated seat is all you need in the great white north.