sitting in front of your computer reading this (outside gives me hayfever)

Reading or Leeds

reading

Another crappy "stranded on an island" reality show or another crappy "pick who you marry" reality show.

Stranded on an Island

Caught out in very heavy Hale Stone with just Speedo's on, or
In a public toilet after a heavy loose dump and you realise their is no bog roll?

The public toilet. As long as I have socks on, I'm good to go.



Stuck listening to music you really don't care for, or stuck in a room with a person you don't really care for.

stuck in a room with an idiot

eating boogers or eating frog eggs?

are frog egss eatable? if they're cooked and all, ok..

yellow or green?

Yellow - Because the colour is tasty looking like banana/custard/cheese/egg yolk

Your tooth drilled without aneashetic (spell?)
or your backpassage medically explored by a gruff doctor with a beard

hmmmmm, where does the beard come into play?, medicallly explored? the tooth, the tooth.

Spend a year in Prison vs. Spend a year listening to crappy music

year in prison


being eaten alive by spiders or scorpions?

ehhh probly scorpions.

by the way, i would take the year of crappy music, because at least its music. and you arent going to get much better music in prison. .......and you wont have to worry about gettin raped.


cinnamon gum or spearmint gum?