markers

Money by Pink Floyd or Money by Flying Lizards

Floyd obviously........

Drugs distributed by midgets in clown costumes or Drugs distributed by prostitutes in midget costumes

first one cause clowns are THE HORROR so maybe people would be to scared to buy them and we'd live in a DRUF-FREE world! woohoo

dirty teeth and gum smell or clean teeth and horrible smell?

i would say clean teeth and horrible smell. the smell would put me off, but i have this thing with teeth!

eating a pile of dog poo or drinking your own vomit?!

Drinking your own vomit, bcause at least you know whats in it.

Chocolate vs Vanilla

chocolate, definitely.. better yet, straciatella yuuummmm

m&ms or skittles?

Skittles,

Starburst vs. skittles

skittles (first 1000 starbursts are good... then they're yucky)

paper or wood?

wood

sleep at night vs. sleep during the day

sleep at ..................i dont know....i think at night.

would you rather be...

outside doing something fun....or sitting in front of your computer reading this...?