need help
 

right guys I'm only saying this because I'm thinking. we used to think. but do people hug and kiss. i know this might sound crazy and embarrassing by tomorrow but sorry for that.

My real question. when you were younger you were all friends. but friends become hugs, huggers always hug other hugs sometimes, not knowing you haven't hug kissed, that's why you weren't hugged until they sort of suspected you should have (even loser does with someone) . like do people still get with. you go out to get with. until year after everyone else.
get with means hugs. get withers also doing that and sext. assume pal sext. girls know not. but they do and so do your pals.
then you sext. finally. more confident. wait a year. again sext twice with young good looking but sexted few times think older guy has to.
who did you sext? over 18 the always 16 have to old if new. 16 15 illegal but do to move up.
do people still count sext? sexting? texting . then girlfriends. bow ties like always out. not drinking dumbly. married. move on.
are you texting? sextiing at the moment?

Say what?

Can I get a drunkanese translator up in here?

I thought I was following along pretty well but got lost near the end.

Christ! Someone get this guy a cab: there's no way he's driving home! :rofl: :beer:

His post makes more sense if you read it with a drunk Scottish voice.

if I say yes will that make him be quiet?

I'm the Queen of sexting. Some of the dudes here have even been so lucky as to receive sexts from yours truly :pimp:

This is my favourite part. It's like, so surreal it could be on someone's lyric sheet for an album that will never be released by a band who never existed.

bow ties like always out.

Yeah I love sexting, it's totally fun!

Oh my god it really works.

I'm sorry.