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Old 08-25-2016, 12:46 PM   #2511 (permalink)
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I told you not to leave your used condoms lying around.
I'm sorry. But I don't ever have time to pick them up.
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Old 08-25-2016, 12:47 PM   #2512 (permalink)
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Have you tried just reusing the same one? That would solve all your problems.
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Old 08-25-2016, 12:50 PM   #2513 (permalink)
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I'm sorry. But I don't ever have time to pick them up.
I usually just leave them in my partner. It's their problem now.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-25-2016, 12:55 PM   #2514 (permalink)
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I usually just leave them in my partner. It's their problem now.
And then all they have to do, is plug their mouth and their nose, and shoot it at rocket speed out of their butthole.
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Old 08-25-2016, 12:57 PM   #2515 (permalink)
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And then all they have to do, is plug their mouth and their nose, and shoot it at rocket speed out of their butthole.
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Old 08-25-2016, 12:58 PM   #2516 (permalink)
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Good, that pun didn't go unnoticed. I'm pleased.
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Old 08-25-2016, 02:53 PM   #2518 (permalink)
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Get in on this ****.

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Old 08-25-2016, 04:39 PM   #2519 (permalink)
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Seriously. Get in here.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


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