"Hipster" Parties
 

What is this about the new thing is having parties dances with Lounge and jazz music. My sister said that friends at college is playing to old Frank Sinatra tony bennet and oldtime singers. This is supposed to be the biggest thing now.

It's ironic.

Keeping it classy.

The biggest thing since the Charleston, so I've heard.

My hipster buds just ride bicycles to the extent that there are now biking lanes in my city, and host crazy house parties with moderately known indie and punk bands. I've heard hipster mixes of bizarre 90s tracks, but we've not yet encountered a full mix of oldies.

If enjoying what people call "old time" music is considered "hipster", damn, I've been "hipster" all my life.

I don't understand this generation.

well I was at a bar last nite and they were playing RATM and Skrillex so ..... yeah

I had the booze she had the chronic, the lakers beat the supersonics.

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Are hipster parties like rain on your wedding day?

I heard it's suppose to be good luck to rain on your wedding day.

Are they like a free ride when you've already paid?

Is it like ****ing Uncle Joey?

Alright, now you've lost me. I thought we were quoting Alanis Morissette. :confused:

Yeah I forgot the rest of the words
Didn't you know "You Oughta Know" is about him? Apparently

Dave Coulier that is

Wait, what? Why would you tell me that? Now I'm gonna think of Dave Coulier getting head in a theater whenever I hear that song. :finger:

Ughhhhh

just sharing the wealth Batty
now just try to forget about Bob Saget.

Why are you so rude?

I don't know.

You don't have to call attention to yourself without using good manners just because the conversation doesn't revolve around you.

Guess I'm not the only one here throwing "tantrums" n'est-ce pas?

I'm just having fun.

Mhmm

Whatever you say darling ;)

Either that or you're a deer caught in the headlights.

Your choice.

I choose this one.

Typical.

It's like looking in the mirror for the first time.

:laughing:

Don't encounter many hipsters around here. But I do encounter the odd dickweed. I think as long as you're not a ****, I don't care what you dance to or how wacky your parties are that I sometimes end up at, or what you wear.

Or what drugs you do :beer:

Exactly.

Well.. More or less.

Yeah but when I go to a hipster party and the only available drugs are rohypnol and amyl nitrate, I leave the second I regain consciousness.
Plus I don't like fedoras.

I don't go to parties. They're too mainstream.

I have a party you can go to, and it'll just be you and me

I show dem hipster bitches my record collection at parties and dey get all hot n shit.

Nah, you better have the right drugs or Po is out this bitch.

You know me Batty, I always do.

I'm going to slip something into your drink that's going to make you hate me. At first it's going to make you want to sue me, make you think I ought to be locked away forever, it's going to make you wish your parents had an abortion, but then, suddenly, almost miraculously, it'll make you wish you were a part of me, realize that we are all part of a Voltron-like universe where up is slightly leftward and North is sipping a Lime-a-rita during a cool summer's night on the roof of the Necropolis.

Those are the kind of drugs I have at my parties.

I'm starting to feel like your life revolves around one upping everyone.

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Take one of these.

Any drug that makes me wish I was aborted sounds glorious.

I remember you from another dimension, we were brothers, remember that? Good times.