I think he'd rather get high with this.

http://piq.codeus.net/static/media/u...21_400x400.png

I'd rather be this Mario

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thum...coon_Mario.jpg

Why would you rather be a half-man/half-raccoon when you could be a super hero? Besides, your flight powers are infinitely sicker with the feather than with the leaf.

man i hate hipsters. i hate everything about them, i cant stand them. i dont even get mad very often but hipsters and feminists get me going LOL. i cant help it they make my blood boil.

such a condescending attitude and terrible fashion, a deadly combo

Eh, I'm not a hipster and sometimes they annoy me but as for the parties mentioned by the OP I've never seen any but they sound harmless... if it gets people into good music and they're just having a good time I don't see why not. Heck, I'd even join a party like that.

Most hipsters I know throw parties with terrible electronic music because it's ironic and 90s. Not my cup of tea.

Invite me to your hipster parties to inseminate hipster chicks with my knowledge of obscure music. I sent this hipster chick a Brown Recluse Sings album, bitches love obscure music.

u mad?

That is dead on.