I Can't Fall Sleep...
 

so why should you.

The irony is I'm never tired when I need to go to sleep, but I'm always sleepy when it's time to wake up. Thank God for coffee and weed, I would be dead w/o both.

Don't really smoke anymore because my job drug tests, but I can seldom ever fall asleep. Even with weed, it was a chore. I just basically hang out online and add random **** to my Amazon cart for my next paycheck, and occasionally go to sleep.

take 500mg of dextromethorphan and get back to us in the morning.

No DXM for me until June, ladies and gents. That will be reserved for camping, in conjunction with psychedelics (which I've missed dearly) and pompous craft beer.

DXM is so hard to find in pure form these days, without Robo-tripping.

Not so hard at festivals. There's DMT, DXM, MDMA (Mahl) and everything you can imagine. I'm skipping out on Bonnaroo this year, even though I have the cash to go. It's kind of stupid. But I have a fall NYC trip planned.

And I have LSD, MDMA, DMT, 'shroom connections in June....

Ill be over

Contact Dr.Kevorkian via Ouija - he'll tell you what to do, Ass.

I second that.

Just release gas. It makes me fall asleep super quick.