my wonderful dream (pop, single, member, title)

dog · 06-04-2005, 07:32 AM

ignore the title, this dream was anything BUT wonderful.
here goes:

i was in this reception place, with my mum, and for some reason i had a long blonde goatee, (which fell off after i looked in the mirror) so i walked into this blank white room, which had a single red balloon and written on the wall said "pop the balloon" so i get a toothpick, pop it. As soon as i pop it, i hear a creaking upstairs, i go to see what it is, and see shadows moving everywhere from upstairs and ****loads of noises, then all of a sudden, a huge kkk member with a baseball bat comes sprinting down the stairs screaming at the top of his lungs, jumps towards my now one eyed mother, smashes the bat on her head, her head explodes, he looks at me, with blood all over his cape. and i woke up..

i spent the next hour being annoying paranoid.

adidasss · 06-04-2005, 09:47 AM

...man i laughed so hard when i read this!!!
i love the random development of the plot in dreams ...

EDGE · 06-04-2005, 10:01 AM

MooseyDoom777 · 06-04-2005, 01:23 PM

I always knew them KKK was trouble. *Snicker* Ffreakin' sweet, dude.

06-04-2005, 09:10 PM

did you happen to have any chemical "enhancements" before you went to sleep...

.angie. · 06-04-2005, 09:24 PM

no its perfectly 'normal', i have lots of crazy dreams, and im not on drugs..

06-04-2005, 07:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
dog this bird has flown Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: paris,texas Posts: 860	my wonderful dream ignore the title, this dream was anything BUT wonderful. here goes: i was in this reception place, with my mum, and for some reason i had a long blonde goatee, (which fell off after i looked in the mirror) so i walked into this blank white room, which had a single red balloon and written on the wall said "pop the balloon" so i get a toothpick, pop it. As soon as i pop it, i hear a creaking upstairs, i go to see what it is, and see shadows moving everywhere from upstairs and ****loads of noises, then all of a sudden, a huge kkk member with a baseball bat comes sprinting down the stairs screaming at the top of his lungs, jumps towards my now one eyed mother, smashes the bat on her head, her head explodes, he looks at me, with blood all over his cape. and i woke up.. i spent the next hour being annoying paranoid. __________________ formerly ledzeppelinrulz. http://theraffinkids.bandcamp.com/ music^

06-04-2005, 09:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	...man i laughed so hard when i read this!!! i love the random development of the plot in dreams ... __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

06-04-2005, 01:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
MooseyDoom777 Magically Delicious Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Frankinstein Place Posts: 16	I always knew them KKK was trouble. Snicker Ffreakin' sweet, dude. __________________ Janet: AAAHHH!!! What did you do to Brad?! Frank: Oh, nothing. Why? What do you think I should do?

06-04-2005, 09:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
.angie. contrast&compare. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 661	no its perfectly 'normal', i have lots of crazy dreams, and im not on drugs.. __________________ Jesus Christ, I'm alone again, so what did you do those three days you were dead?

06-04-2005, 10:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
EDGE accidental genius Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 1,161

06-04-2005, 09:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
pastor of muppets Guest Posts: n/a	did you happen to have any chemical "enhancements" before you went to sleep...