I'd be something like James Bond meets Otto the bus driver from The Simpsons.

Wait... No, that's this incarnation.

You mean you're a school bus driver with gonorrhea?

No, I mean I'm a secret agent with a penchant for playing Cat Scratch Fever on air-guitar.


























...and I have gonorreah.

Shouldn't you be playing some Discharge on air guitar then?

Well you have a high inter-dimensional opinion of yourself. Pretty sure I am the commander of the space wolf army on the dark side of the moon in my alter ego in a parallel universe. I definitely have a top hat as well, and apparently the ability to grow a mustache that doesn't make me look like a pubic albino.

It was the cat that gave me gonorrhea and, well, I get sentimental sometimes.

How is that even possible... ~ I am envisioning it and does not compute but hey its your alternate universe

I think we can guess how you found this alternate dimension. ;)

"I was wondering how my life would have been different if I'd been born one day earlier, and I thought maybe it wouldn't be different at all, except that I'd have asked that question yesterday."

another +1 if you get this reference!! :)

I have been pondering lately and I wonder if CrazyVegn is scleaves in an alternate universe.