You were meant to live there then. It was your destiny.

Just a few Aussie slang words .....

Arvo = Afternoon
Crook = Ill or sick
Hard yakka = Hard Work
Pommie= A word used by Australians when referring to English people.
Sanger = Sandwich

Weight-bearing cunt = extremely disrespectful person who probably is a prominent driving douche.
McDip - McDonald's dipped cone

the kids in my middle school were such assclowns that they referred to the kids from the special needs room as the "goof troop".

I've never had an opportunity to use it in public, but when I'm alone and something ****ty happens I've taken to saying, "What in the living name of fuck?"

I like to say "christ on a bike!" Myself

Strangely, I'm reminded of this:

I generally just swear when something crap happens. I swear far too much, even for someone Scottish.

"Balls" is a great word to combine with other curses as well. "Fuckballs" is a personal favorite, "shitballs" a close second.

I like fuuckballs. Holy fuuck balls might be my new favourite phrase :).