The SLANG Thread.

[Taxman]

howay man, woman, man what a hilarious phrase.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

There was this dude I worked with who pronounced his "r"s as "w"s, and this friend of mine would imitate him (we were douchebags), and he did this so much that he started doing it for real. It was awesome.

I had a friend growing up who had that kind of speech impediment, and the worst part was his name was Rob.

[Taxman]

If I was him, I would change my name as soon as possible.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

I had a friend growing up who had that kind of speech impediment, and the worst part was his name was Rob.

The kid with the speech impediment worked with me at Pizza Hut, so he had to say "breadsticks" a lot. It sucked for him.

[Dayvan Cowboy]

here, calling someone a goof is apparently a huge insult??????
i don't get it but it's used by the rednecks around here
we have a thing here where if it's extremely cold it's called a "dusty day" because the sea has ice dust coming off of it.

[Paul Smeenus]

Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy

here, calling someone a goof is apparently a huge insult??????

Really? I use that term sometimes but only with people I like.

[WWWP]

I say "balls" an absurd amount and it's caught on with my group of friends. It's always "what the balls" or "oh balls" or "well, ballsack" with us. I also use "dude" way too often.

Anytime technology fails me I say "fucking Candace." It started on a roadtrip when I named my GPS lady Candace, and then the omnipresent controller of Pandora became Candace, and now if the toaster doesn't make perfect toast that motherfucker is Candace as well. This is starting to catch on as well.

My good friend always says "What's goose" as a greeting and now he's got me saying it too. It's annoying as shit but I can't stop.

[Paul Smeenus]

I use FART! as an expletive, in much the way that people might say DAMN! Also, if I'm stuck on I-5 in a nasty Seattle traffic jam, I might send a message (when I'm not moving, using voice-to-text) "traffic is just ass".

[Plankton]

The GF said "You piece of fuck!" once when someone cut me off in traffic (she was in the car), now it's a staple for any motor vehicle travel around town.

[Goofle]

Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy

here, calling someone a goof is apparently a huge insult??????

We prefer "Goofster", or even "Goofmeister".

But less responsive to "Gooftard" and "Goofuckyaself".