The Relationship Thread.

The Batlord · 04-12-2013, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Dial up would have been awesome. I had to make do with my dads old playboys. We're talking Barbi Benton and Bo Derek type playboys, I couldn't even get it up half the time for those hags.

I spent two years in military school. I had to make do with Maxim and FHM. Eventually I got my hands on an old Playboy from the nineties, but that got old after about a week.

djchameleon · 04-12-2013, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Dial up would have been awesome. I had to make do with my dads old playboys. We're talking Barbi Benton and Bo Derek type playboys, I couldn't even get it up half the time for those hags.

HA, so right! I had to use road side porn. Some crunched up mag that someone throw away that you would randomly come across while walking.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-12-2013, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I spent two years in military school. I had to make do with Maxim and FHM. Eventually I got my hands on an old Playboy from the nineties, but that got old after about a week.

Was that part of high school or?

The Batlord · 04-12-2013, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Was that part of high school or?

No, it was a private boarding school.

FRED HALE SR. · 04-12-2013, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I spent two years in military school. I had to make do with Maxim and FHM. Eventually I got my hands on an old Playboy from the nineties, but that got old after about a week.

Thats the strange part in real life you can enjoy ****ing the same girl your entire life even on occassion. But when it comes to playboys you can really only rub it out so many times to a playboy and then its onto the interviews.

The Batlord · 04-12-2013, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Thats the strange part in real life you can enjoy ****ing the same girl your entire life even on occassion. But when it comes to playboys you can really only rub it out so many times to a playboy and then its onto the interviews.

I know. After two or three times you might as well be wanking it to your sister.

FRED HALE SR. · 04-12-2013, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

HA, so right! I had to use road side porn. Some crunched up mag that someone throw away that you would randomly come across while walking.

We used to call it recycled porn. I remember it was always the sleaziest crap you could imagine too. Hustler and Swank were two of the worst. I caught my friend red handed one time at his house. I saw some in his room and he had one that had pregnant women in it. It was so vile and disgusting, and I made fun of him for years. He said he never looked at it, but i secretly know he was hand loving to pregnant jugs. Vomits.

The Batlord · 04-12-2013, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

I saw some in his room and he had one that had pregnant women in it. It was so vile and disgusting, and I made fun of him for years. He said he never looked at it, but i secretly know he was hand loving to pregnant jugs. Vomits.

Nothin' wrong with the preggers. I never much cared for Jessica Simpson when she was skinny, but when she got pregnant I got all hot and bothered.

djchameleon · 04-12-2013, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

We used to call it recycled porn. I remember it was always the sleaziest crap you could imagine too. Hustler and Swank were two of the worst. I caught my friend red handed one time at his house. I saw some in his room and he had one that had pregnant women in it. It was so vile and disgusting, and I made fun of him for years. He said he never looked at it, but i secretly know he was hand loving to pregnant jugs. Vomits.

Do you find all pregnant women revolting or was it just in that context?

Pregnant women are beautiful imo and their jugs even more so.

FETCHER. · 04-12-2013, 11:04 AM

I think pregnant women are beautiful but having a porn mag full of them is a bit weird in my opinion.