The Relationship Thread.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by mojopinuk

Wow, that is one blatant contradiction.

I know, I was just testing you.

[Plankton]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

I have totally done that before. Except, a pretending it's a guy.

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Yay! Has anyone used their hand to pretend they were kissing it?

Dang. You REALLY NEED a man in your life.

I'd offer up my services, but I'm on a tight leash.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by Plankton

Dang. You REALLY NEED a man in your life.

I'd offer up my services, but I'm on a tight leash.

Well, for the sexual stuff yes, but the relationship stuff no. I mean, I'm not rushing to be settled down so to speak. Nor am I doing much single either. I don't know.

Edit: I did it when I was 12, I better reiterate! I've always been a rather sexual girl haha! I don't know if anyone noticed?

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Plankton

I'd offer up my services, but I'm on a tight leash.

I'd think a leash would be a plus.

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Edit: I did it when I was 12, I better reiterate! I've always been a rather sexual girl haha! I don't know if anyone noticed?

Amateur. I've been a hopeless pornhound since I was in the fourth grade.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'd think a leash would be a plus.


Amateur. I've been a hopeless pornhound since I was in the fourth grade.

Bloody hell man, you are a horn dog!

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Bloody hell man, you are a horn dog!

In my defense, I didn't even know what sex constituted back then. I just thought the dude stuck it in and just let it marinate. This was back in the days of dial up when most people made do with pictures of course. I didn't even learn how to whack off til' I was in middle school.

[Plankton]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Well, for the sexual stuff yes, but the relationship stuff no. I mean, I'm not rushing to be settled down so to speak. Nor am I doing much single either. I don't know.

Edit: I did it when I was 12, I better reiterate! I've always been a rather sexual girl haha! I don't know if anyone noticed?

Yes, just for the sex is what I meant. Although, having someone around to open jars is always a plus too, according to my GF.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Plankton

Yes, just for the sex is what I meant. Although, having someone around to open jars is always a plus too, according to my GF.

I guess you gotta open the jar to get at the honey.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

In my defense, I didn't even know what sex constituted back then. I just thought the dude stuck it in and just let it marinate. This was back in the days of dial up when most people made do with pictures of course. I didn't even learn how to whack off til' I was in middle school.

Oh well fair enough then. Nothing wrong with that!

Originally Posted by Plankton

Yes, just for the sex is what I meant. Although, having someone around to open jars is always a plus too, according to my GF.

That is true I have to say, but I have flatmates to do that. Still need more reasons hehe.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I guess you gotta open the jar to get at the honey.

Smooth Batlord, smooth.

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

In my defense, I didn't even know what sex constituted back then. I just thought the dude stuck it in and just let it marinate. This was back in the days of dial up when most people made do with pictures of course. I didn't even learn how to whack off til' I was in middle school.

Dial up would have been awesome. I had to make do with my dads old playboys. We're talking Barbi Benton and Bo Derek type playboys, I couldn't even get it up half the time for those hags.