Jail stories?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-13-2013, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

Been in the joint four times now. I think though i am out for good this time, no more killing for him ninja orpans for me. I could tell you stories that'd turn your stomach, survival of the fittest in that place. Its actually exactly like the shawshank redemption, except i had no morgan freeman friends there, i just had people who knew not to mess with me.

I'm not sure if I believe this haha. I think the ninja orphans ruined it for you!

PoorOldPo · 04-13-2013, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I'm not sure if I believe this haha. I think the ninja orphans ruined it for you!

I might seem like a nice guy Vanilla, but I'm actually an absolute baaaastard. Ninja orphans isn't as silly a concept as it might initially seem, they are not traceable because they have no family, and they are undetectable by radar. And plus, no one will suspect them.

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens

I'll be honest, I'm very intrigued

I am writing a biographical novel on my experiences, some grueling stuff fluffy, not for the faint of heart. I have killed many men, some good, some bad.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Considering you live in Limerick I'm scared for you man: there are some tough cases doing time there! What prison were you in?

It was one of those prisons in Limerick where they keep all the hard asses, the real tough lads. I can't tell you though coz it's kinda confidential.