Jail stories?

RoxyRollah · 04-16-2013, 03:49 PM

I was escorted out of Arkansas and kindly asked never to return once too... does that count?

FRED HALE SR. · 04-16-2013, 03:53 PM

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I was escorted out of Arkansas and kindly asked never to return once too... does that count?

Jesus. What do you have to do to get kicked out of Arkansas, have sex with someone other then your cousin?

RoxyRollah · 04-16-2013, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Jesus. What do you have to do to get kicked out of Arkansas, have sex with someone other then your cousin?

Driving with no shoes... No

I was going 55 in a 35 down a one way the WRONG way....no license no insurance, a drunk ex, a pit bull with no muzzle a oz. of pot open containers and seriously no shoes on my feet.... it was easier for them to escort me to the state line and kindly ask me never to return after they followed me to the atm so I could pay the HUGE FINE!

So

take that Arkansas...the next stop I made was Graceland...
( wasn't that far over the line it may even be in West Memphis)

FRED HALE SR. · 04-16-2013, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Driving with no shoes... No

I was going 55 in a 35 down a one way the WRONG way....no license no insurance, a drunk ex, a pit bull with no muzzle a oz. of pot open containers and seriously no shoes on my feet.... it was easier for them to escort me to the state line and kindly ask me never to return after they followed me to the atm so I could pay the HUGE FINE!

So

take that Arkansas...the next stop I made was Graceland...
( wasn't that far over the line it may even be in West Memphis)

I think we're gonna have to keep an eye on this one MB.

RoxyRollah · 04-16-2013, 04:15 PM

Lol I am a lot calmer in my twilight years! But there wasn't a force that could stop me from visiting the house of Elvis... Seriously I have stopped all that now~ but I am always up for some bedlam

FRED HALE SR. · 04-16-2013, 04:20 PM

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Lol I am a lot calmer in my twilight years! But there wasn't a force that could stop me from visiting the house of Elvis... Seriously I have stopped all that now~ but I am always up for some bedlam

Graceland is a hell of a place. My dad made me sit at Graceland for what seemed like days so he could just sit and bask in all its glory. I was bored as a teen, but its an amazing piece of architecture indeed.

Back on topic. I've only spent one night in jail in my entire life. I hit two dudes in the face with a bottle defending myself at a bar when i was 23. I was basically gonna be jumped by three guys because the girl i was with was an ex of one of them who wasn't over her. It was rather uneventful in the big picture, and I learned my lesson, knock all three guys out with the bottle and run next time.

RoxyRollah · 04-16-2013, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Graceland is a hell of a place. My dad made me sit at Graceland for what seemed like days so he could just sit and bask in all its glory. I was bored as a teen, but its an amazing piece of architecture indeed.

Back on topic. I've only spent one night in jail in my entire life. I hit two dudes in the face with a bottle defending myself at a bar when i was 23. I was basically gonna be jumped by three guys because the girl i was with was an ex of one of them who wasn't over her. It was rather uneventful in the big picture, and I learned my lesson, knock all three guys out with the bottle and run next time.

Well at least you learned from it...

Burning Down · 04-16-2013, 06:05 PM

I drove without shoes once and it was awkward. The pedals were hard to push.

RoxyRollah · 04-16-2013, 06:07 PM

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I drove without shoes once and it was awkward. The pedals were hard to push.

That they are....

Mr. Charlie · 11-07-2013, 09:21 AM

Had many brushes with the law in various countries. But have only been in jail twice. Both for having drugs on my person. Not been in prison.

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Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	I drove without shoes once and it was awkward. The pedals were hard to push.

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Mr. Charlie Shoo Thoughts Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: These Mountains Posts: 2,308	Had many brushes with the law in various countries. But have only been in jail twice. Both for having drugs on my person. Not been in prison.