Jail stories?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-12-2013, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by P A N

i live in ontario, canada. generally speaking, the police here are pretty good about it. if they catch someone or a group of kids they'll basically just let you know that they could do something about it if they were in the mood to be pricks. most people in general are privy to the fact that there is a huge demographic of pot users, and cops who crack down on them are generally looked at as lame-asses. in my case though, the cops and the court were responding both to what the school wanted it to look like and also the fact that the pot laws were not so lax as people were thinking. it was just bad timing. mind you, the principal of my school at the time was also a staunch catholic and a stoic. he had a general air of intolerance to most things considered normal.

i don't know if this is in response to my post or not, but i wasn't charged for being intoxicated. i was charged with possession. i also had a pipe with me and under a half gramme in a little baggy. if i was able to somehow discard this on my way to the principle's office i would have been in the clear. they might have been able to suspend me or something to that effect, but court would have been out of the question.

Ok so now I'm seeing why you got the rough deal, because the school was involved. I still don't think it was the right response from the teacher, unless you had a history of being caught smoking pot or getting into trouble. I know it's illegal but your setting your student up with a criminal record that could prevent them from reaching their potential in life. Teenagers brains aren't fully developed at that age for a starters.

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Not something I'm going to post on the internet, out of respect for her. Although I may have done so when I was drunk, but I don't remember.

I think she's getting some theology degree. As for what life is like for her, she's been in 15 years so far, so it's just normal every-day life for her. She went full lesbo, so at least she's getting some ass.

Oh absolutely, I feel bad for even asking now, sorry! That's great though, she's expanded her mind and her tastes. She sounds like a bright lady!

P A N · 04-12-2013, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Ok so now I'm seeing why you got the rough deal, because the school was involved. I still don't think it was the right response from the teacher, unless you had a history of being caught smoking pot or getting into trouble. I know it's illegal but your setting your student up with a criminal record that could prevent them from reaching their potential in life. Teenagers brains aren't fully developed at that age for a starters.

yeah... i didn't get in trouble at school or sell drugs and that was the only time i got caught with pot. most people (if not precisely ALL people) that i've ever talked to about it thought it was pretty absurd. the courts need to pick their battles. the only thing the whole thing did to reform me was teach how to better not get caught... by personally escorting me into the company of criminals. not the best outcome, really. and a waste of resources.

PoorOldPo · 04-13-2013, 04:14 AM

Been in the joint four times now. I think though i am out for good this time, no more killing for him ninja orpans for me. I could tell you stories that'd turn your stomach, survival of the fittest in that place. Its actually exactly like the shawshank redemption, except i had no morgan freeman friends there, i just had people who knew not to mess with me.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-13-2013, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

Been in the joint four times now. I think though i am out for good this time, no more killing for him ninja orpans for me. I could tell you stories that'd turn your stomach, survival of the fittest in that place. Its actually exactly like the shawshank redemption, except i had no morgan freeman friends there, i just had people who knew not to mess with me.

I'll be honest, I'm very intrigued

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-13-2013, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

Been in the joint four times now. I think though i am out for good this time, no more killing for him ninja orpans for me. I could tell you stories that'd turn your stomach, survival of the fittest in that place. Its actually exactly like the shawshank redemption, except i had no morgan freeman friends there, i just had people who knew not to mess with me.

I'm not sure if I believe this haha. I think the ninja orphans ruined it for you!

Trollheart · 04-13-2013, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

Been in the joint four times now. I think though i am out for good this time, no more killing for him ninja orpans for me. I could tell you stories that'd turn your stomach, survival of the fittest in that place. Its actually exactly like the shawshank redemption, except i had no morgan freeman friends there, i just had people who knew not to mess with me.

Considering you live in Limerick I'm scared for you man: there are some tough cases doing time there! What prison were you in?

And Engine, thanks for that explanation: I had absolutely no idea there was a difference. I always assumed jail and prison were just two versions of the same word. Interesting indeed.

PoorOldPo · 04-13-2013, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I'm not sure if I believe this haha. I think the ninja orphans ruined it for you!

I might seem like a nice guy Vanilla, but I'm actually an absolute baaaastard. Ninja orphans isn't as silly a concept as it might initially seem, they are not traceable because they have no family, and they are undetectable by radar. And plus, no one will suspect them.

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens

I'll be honest, I'm very intrigued

I am writing a biographical novel on my experiences, some grueling stuff fluffy, not for the faint of heart. I have killed many men, some good, some bad.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Considering you live in Limerick I'm scared for you man: there are some tough cases doing time there! What prison were you in?

It was one of those prisons in Limerick where they keep all the hard asses, the real tough lads. I can't tell you though coz it's kinda confidential.

FETCHER. · 04-14-2013, 06:53 AM

Conor, you would get raped in jail.

PoorOldPo · 04-14-2013, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER.

Conor, you would get raped in jail.

Oh totally. Let's hope I never end up in one.

RoxyRollah · 04-16-2013, 03:48 PM

Been there twice~ Once for a hefty hefty charge was in there 12 hours... and kept in isolation because I had a spider bite on the back of my neck...

Second one I was 45 minutes all because of an tail light out, and a band of Russians that were in the US with work visa's and I was the only American and the only one with an easy last name to spell.. I sat there the first 20 minutes needing to pee and so I told the cop who arrested me (small small town) I had to pee he told me come on out..."push open the door?"
"So I have been sitting in an unlocked cell for 20 minutes?"
"Yup"
"Lemme get this straight I have been sitting here quitely like a good citizen in an UNLOCKED CELL!"
"Yup.."
"Well I'll be damned...."

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