If you're implying that my penis is as vast as Russia itself, then you are correct. Any woman who tries to conquer it will likewise become exhausted and be forced to retreat.

I hope it's not shaped like Russia.

It has the size of Russia but the shape of Florida.

Good riddance. The bitch did some terrible things over here, and in Britain. And in Argentina...

It's just a minor thing that's overlooked, the fact that she and Ronald Reagan helped spread the downfall of Communism.

I'm not going to celebrate her dying but I really didn't like her or what she did to us Brits, in case you wouldn't have been able to guess anyway. Regardless of your opinions on her she was certainly one of the most important British politicians of the 20th century and her death is absolutely a notable event for anyone living here. Even if it's only to get some good laughs out of British joke sites.

"Spread the downfall"?

Ah, Florida. America's wang.

Downfall is a new brand of mayonnaise. That's why you can spread it.

I'll miss he she was quite a looker.

Why do you have to admire her? What did she ever do that deserved admiration? Mind you, like Po I'm speaking as an Irish person, and while I won't go so far as to say we're glad she's dead, you'll have to look very hard on this side of the border to find anyone who'll genuinely shed a tear for her.