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Old 03-24-2013, 07:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default You can buy Pocket Pussy's at Walgreens...

Doc Johnson*Virgin Palm Pal Masturbator | Walgreens

Thoughts? How many will you buy? Will you get them for family and friends?
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Old 03-24-2013, 07:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Perfect stocking stuffers.
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Old 03-24-2013, 07:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It scares me that there is such a large market for guys who want to break the hymen of a plastic plaything.
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Old 03-24-2013, 08:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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So is it a single-use kinda deal? I mean you can only break the hymen once.
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Old 03-24-2013, 08:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I think I'm going to buy one.
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Old 03-24-2013, 08:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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It scares me that there is such a large market for guys who want to break the hymen of a plastic plaything.
haha, yeah, I'm sure this kind of thing "scares" a naive country boy like you

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So is it a single-use kinda deal? I mean you can only break the hymen once.
It seems you could use the device more than once but, even if only the one-time hymen breaking is the appeal, it's still only expensive as a few cheap beers.*

*I don't personally fuck plastic toys. My own hand is definitely more sanitary and free of charge.
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Old 03-24-2013, 08:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Perfect stocking stuffers.


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Old 03-24-2013, 08:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I don't understand, what is a "vagina"?
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Old 03-24-2013, 09:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I wonder how many people actually carry them around in their pocket.
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Old 03-24-2013, 09:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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"Proudly Made and Packaged in USA."

Glad to see we haven't outsourced all of our manufacturing to China.

I thought they had the pocket pussy market all sewn up!
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