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Old 03-25-2013, 05:59 PM   #21 (permalink)
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"That'll be 12.76 sir."

"Okay...here's twelve and I know I got some change here...a couple pennies...a quarter...old movie ticket...some lint...pocket pussy...ahh we here go."
Actually, that pocket pussy looks like it could double quite nicely as a loose change purse (and I've always fantasized about coming into a large sum of money!)
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Old 03-25-2013, 07:10 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 03-26-2013, 09:31 AM   #23 (permalink)
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That was replaced by a tube sock full of warm mashed potatoes.
Or you could put lube (or toothpaste) into a latex glove and wrap it with a towel. There are many ways to make a fifi.
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Old 03-26-2013, 10:28 AM   #24 (permalink)
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It looks like it can be used as a ***** and a vagina.



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Old 03-27-2013, 12:00 PM   #25 (permalink)
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They probably don't sell these in actual Walgreens stores though, you can buy vibrators and **** off riteaid.com, but they don't have em in actual stores.

sorry 2 burst yr bubble
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Old 03-27-2013, 12:07 PM   #26 (permalink)
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They probably don't sell these in actual Walgreens stores though, you can buy vibrators and **** off riteaid.com, but they don't have em in actual stores.
Heheh. Riteaid. That's just too perfect.
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Old 03-27-2013, 01:13 PM   #27 (permalink)
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They probably don't sell these in actual Walgreens stores though, you can buy vibrators and **** off riteaid.com, but they don't have em in actual stores.

sorry 2 burst yr bubble
They sell that vibrator that Trojan makes in pharmacies here. But yeah, I don't see the pocket p*ssy being sold out in the open.
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Old 03-27-2013, 02:58 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I just realized that a condom is a hollow d ildo that pleases both sexes.
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Old 03-28-2013, 09:50 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I just realized that a condom is a hollow d ildo that pleases both sexes.
Condoms please no one. That's why I don't wear one, as god intended.
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Old 03-28-2013, 08:20 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Wait the walgreen's near you guys don't have store-model tester pocket pussy's? We got a whole aisle of faux-holes for your trucker relatives.
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