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View Poll Results: Which do you prefer?
Creamy peanut butter 17 31.48%
Crunchy peanut butter 25 46.30%
Old fashioned (the stuff you have to stir) 4 7.41%
I'm a regular little Martha Stewart, I make my own 1 1.85%
I don't care for peanut butter 6 11.11%
If I even look at peanut butter I'll dissolve into an allergic puddle of quivering goo 1 1.85%
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Old 03-04-2013, 08:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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In my humble opinion, creamy peanut butter is equal to setting at the right hand of a benevolent omniscient god, crunchy peanut butter is identical to spraying heavy indiscriminant automatic weapons fire into an orphanage.
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Old 03-04-2013, 08:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I love crunch peanut butter.
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Old 03-04-2013, 08:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Creamy PB is an affront to the natural state of the peanut-- reducing its glorious crunch to a pauper's sauce.
The organic stuff that you have to stir is clearly superior.
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Never cared for it. Had it like once in my life. We only really have potatoes over here.
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Never cared for it. Had it like once in my life. We only really have potatoes over here.
Then you must at least have

...right?
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Never seen nor heard of it!
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I ****ing HATE nuts of all kinds, and the mere thought of peanut butter makes me want to puke! Jesus! How do you Americans come up with this affront to taste?? And what is it with jelly? It's JAM,man! JAM! THIS is jelly!


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And what is it with jelly? It's JAM,man! JAM! THIS is jelly!
Jam without seeds in has been called Jelly for as long as I can remember.
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The roof of my mouth was assaulted from crunchy peanut butter when I was younger and I decided never again.
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