Peanut Butter, the burning issue of our day

Paul Smeenus · 03-04-2013, 09:29 PM

In my humble opinion, creamy peanut butter is equal to setting at the right hand of a benevolent omniscient god, crunchy peanut butter is identical to spraying heavy indiscriminant automatic weapons fire into an orphanage.

Key · 03-04-2013, 09:34 PM

I love crunch peanut butter.

gunnels · 03-04-2013, 09:44 PM

Creamy PB is an affront to the natural state of the peanut-- reducing its glorious crunch to a pauper's sauce.
The organic stuff that you have to stir is clearly superior.

PoorOldPo · 03-04-2013, 10:00 PM

Never cared for it. Had it like once in my life. We only really have potatoes over here.

djchameleon · 03-04-2013, 10:05 PM

The roof of my mouth was assaulted from crunchy peanut butter when I was younger and I decided never again.

gunnels · 03-04-2013, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

Never cared for it. Had it like once in my life. We only really have potatoes over here.

Then you must at least have

...right?

CLOSER · 03-04-2013, 10:13 PM

New heights of bliss...

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gunnels

pauper's sauce.

Electrophonic Tonic · 03-04-2013, 10:23 PM

My favorite peanut butter treat, the Fluffernutter... yum.

Spoiler for Best fluffernutter sandwich picture I could find... it's huge.:

Psychedub Dude · 03-04-2013, 10:26 PM

Creamy PB and Jelly on a toasted english muffin is true magic

ThePhanastasio · 03-04-2013, 10:32 PM

I generally only eat peanut butter on crackers, and unless I shove an entire cracker in my mouth, the crunchy peanut butter has a tendency to break my cracker. I really don't care which type I eat. But, for practical reasons due my typical peanut butter-related cracker eating, I opt for creamy.

If I wanted a sandwich, I'd go for whichever was handy.

View Poll Results: Which do you prefer?
Creamy peanut butter	17	31.48%
Crunchy peanut butter	25	46.30%
Old fashioned (the stuff you have to stir)	4	7.41%
I'm a regular little Martha Stewart, I make my own	1	1.85%
I don't care for peanut butter	6	11.11%
If I even look at peanut butter I'll dissolve into an allergic puddle of quivering goo	1	1.85%
Voters: 54. You may not vote on this poll

03-04-2013, 09:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
Paul Smeenus David Hasselhoff Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Back in Portland, OR Posts: 3,681	Peanut Butter, the burning issue of our day In my humble opinion, creamy peanut butter is equal to setting at the right hand of a benevolent omniscient god, crunchy peanut butter is identical to spraying heavy indiscriminant automatic weapons fire into an orphanage.

03-04-2013, 10:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
PoorOldPo Blue Pill Oww Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Luimneach, Eire Posts: 1,107	Never cared for it. Had it like once in my life. We only really have potatoes over here. __________________ https://www.instagram.com/hennas.lullaby/

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Psychedub Dude Nowhere Man Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: In a champagne supernova in the sky Posts: 662	Creamy PB and Jelly on a toasted english muffin is true magic __________________ There is only one beer left Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf Tempt me, do a number on the label Eat up all their MC's and drink 'em under the table [B]Last.fm Shadows Of Our Souls

03-04-2013, 10:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	I generally only eat peanut butter on crackers, and unless I shove an entire cracker in my mouth, the crunchy peanut butter has a tendency to break my cracker. I really don't care which type I eat. But, for practical reasons due my typical peanut butter-related cracker eating, I opt for creamy. If I wanted a sandwich, I'd go for whichever was handy. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

03-04-2013, 09:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	I love crunch peanut butter.

03-04-2013, 10:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
Electrophonic Tonic Your Ad Here Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 876	My favorite peanut butter treat, the Fluffernutter... yum. Spoiler for Best fluffernutter sandwich picture I could find... it's huge.: