Peanut Butter, the burning issue of our day
 

In my humble opinion, creamy peanut butter is equal to setting at the right hand of a benevolent omniscient god, crunchy peanut butter is identical to spraying heavy indiscriminant automatic weapons fire into an orphanage.

I love crunch peanut butter.

Creamy PB is an affront to the natural state of the peanut-- reducing its glorious crunch to a pauper's sauce.
The organic stuff that you have to stir is clearly superior.

Never cared for it. Had it like once in my life. We only really have potatoes over here.

The roof of my mouth was assaulted from crunchy peanut butter when I was younger and I decided never again.

Then you must at least have
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...right? :(

New heights of bliss...
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:rofl:

My favorite peanut butter treat, the Fluffernutter... yum.


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Creamy PB and Jelly on a toasted english muffin is true magic

I generally only eat peanut butter on crackers, and unless I shove an entire cracker in my mouth, the crunchy peanut butter has a tendency to break my cracker. I really don't care which type I eat. But, for practical reasons due my typical peanut butter-related cracker eating, I opt for creamy.

If I wanted a sandwich, I'd go for whichever was handy.

Fluffer Nutter made crispy as a cinnamon butter French Toast...

I only buy crunchy.

I'm allergic. :(

I do Sunflower Seed butter, though, which is creamy/the kind you stir.

I love peanut butter, creamy slightly more than crunchy but both are good.
I won't eat it though. I have some neuroses about what happens in my intestines. So if I have to choose a nut butter I go with Almond every time.

Heh.

Informed choices must be made.

At this point I felt a little pit in my heart and feel sorry to hear that. :(
Then this is when a singular tear of pain rolled down my left cheek as a sign of my deepest regrets of hearing this exists...

I don't believe it's possible to overstate this


Creamy

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Crunchy

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I quite enjoy 2 slices of granary toast, smothered in real butter and topped with crunchy PB...bit naughty but everything in moderation eh?

Smooth peanut butter is heaven. Crunchy is meh, but I'll have it if I'm desperate. The best spread however is Marmite. Has anyone tried that?

Yep. Yup. Going to make this now.

Marmite with creamy peanut butter.

A delicious, killer combination!

So effective... what is that thing? :(

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Jiffy crunchy does the trick also, but the jam makes the sandwich.

It's a Golden Retriever puppy.


....or did you mean the 2nd one?

Hes adorable, shame about the cataracts.

Well, as of right this moment the voting is nearly deadlocked between the saintly, beautiful kind-hearted giving souls that realize how god intended peanut butter to be, and the puppy-murdering degenerate demon swine who prefer the soft sexy texture of perfection utterly RUINED by a million goddamn chunks of virulent doom.

Crunchy, smooth is for plebes

But I have cookie dough flavoured peanut butter rn and it is heavenly

Apparently we share the common trait of never EVER missing a sexual double entendre.



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It now seems we're deadlocked. Go Crunchy GO!!! :shycouch:

Never seen nor heard of it!

I ****ing HATE nuts of all kinds, and the mere thought of peanut butter makes me want to puke! Jesus! How do you Americans come up with this affront to taste?? And what is it with jelly? It's JAM,man! JAM! THIS is jelly!
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Jesus! Is that a dog from Hell or what? Second one. Looks like the sort of pet the Batlord would have!! :yikes: :shycouch:

Jam without seeds in has been called Jelly for as long as I can remember.

So, marmalade means it has the peel shavings in it? I never was curious enough to look that up...

I was happy to push the pole over onto the side of crunchy, with the real men.

OMG why have I not tried that? When bloody Marmite is back in stock again (thanks to the earthquakes damaging the Sanitariam building in Christchurch 2 years ago) I will be on this like it's nobody's business. I've been craving it sooo much.

Come on smoothies, get voting!

Ah...in New Zealand it's still Jam. Hate to break it to you. And we are part of the commonwealth!

Marmalade is made from only the peel, which is why it isn't classed as a jam or jelly. You can buy it with peel chunks or without.

O RLY?

Jellies, Jams, Gourmet Fine Foods, Ludbrook House, Bay of Islands, New Zealand

So WTF are preserves then

Oh dayum! Well it's not in my vocab from 25 years of being around people. :p: