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Dulce 11-30-2013 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1390329)
You're gross.

Jealous? Grow up. :)

Key 11-30-2013 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Dulce (Post 1390331)
Jealous? Grow up. :)

Just a joke. Don't flatter yourself.

Dulce 11-30-2013 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1390332)
Just a joke. Don't flatter yourself.

I know. Trust, I don't. :D

Brxxke 11-30-2013 01:38 AM

Crunchyyy. :love:

The Batlord 11-30-2013 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1389505)
dawg i have a sandwich station in my office and i just sit at my desk and make double decker pb and honey sandwiches all day. My life is great and i know it

Oh man. Peanut butter and honey are amazing together.

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1390329)
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Originally Posted by Dulce (Post 1390328)
I don't eat it. It's gross.

You're gross.

Why did this make me laugh? :laughing:

Burning Down 11-30-2013 10:19 AM

I had a Fluffernutter sandwich for the first time yesterday. It was okay.

The Batlord 11-30-2013 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1390443)
I had a Fluffernutter sandwich for the first time yesterday. It was okay.

Kill yourself.

Paul Smeenus 01-13-2014 10:38 PM

Closet Cooking: Peanut Butter, Banana and Honey Crepes


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UIXOn06Pz7...pes+Melted.jpg

Key 01-13-2014 10:40 PM

If I had a nickel for every time I said I didn't like Nutella, i'd be rich.

Ninetales 01-13-2014 10:43 PM

at my old job a portion of my desk was dedicated to bread, honey and pb which i had consistently stocked and would make sandwiches on the regular. People would come by and could use them for their own sandwiches or rice cakes or whatever. i was their god.

Also correct answer here is:

Crunchy with jam. Creamy with honey. Both are very much acceptable in my eyes why so much hate

Key 01-13-2014 10:44 PM

^Ninetales doesn't eat peanut butter, he/she eats poke-treats. Get back in your pokeball.

Paul Smeenus 01-13-2014 10:52 PM

Creamy

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fU7LdRkUMV...ute-kitten.jpg


Crunchy

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w.../uglycat-1.jpg

Dayvan Cowboy 01-14-2014 08:01 PM

crunchy is the only peanut butter i like

go burn

Isbjørn 01-18-2014 04:36 AM

Don't think I've ever eaten creamy peanut butter. Therefore, crunchy all the way.

The Batlord 01-18-2014 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1407232)
Don't think I've ever eaten creamy peanut butter. Therefore, crunchy all the way.

I just...but...I can't imagine...what?

Isbjørn 01-18-2014 09:40 AM

This is not your beloved 'Murica, remember

TheBig3 01-18-2014 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1407304)
This is not your beloved 'Murica, remember

What is not?

Crunchy peanut butter tastes of laziness. Like someone attempted to make creamy peanut butter, but then quit half way through and thought "I bet some bozo will buy this and tell everyone its great."

And here we are.

Isbjørn 01-18-2014 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1407309)
What is not?

Norway's not. Anyway, creamy peanut butter is for people whose jaws aren't strong enough to chew through the crunchy, delicious bits that remind you that what you're eating is actually made of peanuts. I smell laziness..!

The Batlord 01-18-2014 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1407314)
Norway's not. Anyway, creamy peanut butter is for people whose jaws aren't strong enough to chew through the crunchy, delicious bits that remind you that what you're eating is actually made of peanuts. I smell laziness..!

How can you judge creamy peanut butter when you've never eaten it?

Isbjørn 01-18-2014 10:27 AM

I don't judge creamy peanut butter, I judge the people who prefer it over crunchy peanut butter... I don't know lol. Someone, Gigantic Debaser, anyone, is creamy peanut butter even available here? I'll try it if it is, and draw my further conclusions after that.

Frownland 01-18-2014 05:03 PM

Almond butter puts peanut butter in its bitch ass place.

Janszoon 01-18-2014 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1407481)
Almond butter puts peanut butter in its bitch ass place.

Californians. :rolleyes:

Frownland 01-18-2014 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1407494)
Californians. :rolleyes:

You scoff now, but when you try almond butter, you'll be kicking yourself for ever putting peanut butter in your mouth instead. I was like you once, living in a world of only peanut butter. Now I'm a changed man.

Trillian 01-18-2014 08:43 PM

Creamy. Crunchy peanut butter looks like my cat's vomit. I don't want that in my mouth, thanks.

TheBig3 01-19-2014 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1407481)
Almond butter puts peanut butter in its bitch ass place.

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1407494)
Californians. :rolleyes:

As Bill Maher once said "we invented Almond Milk because we had some extra almonds lying around and we wanted to **** with you"

Sculptor 01-19-2014 12:53 AM

Crunchy because I like to bite into it and it makes me feel fuller. Smooth drips all over the place when you put it on hot toast.

RoxyRollah 01-19-2014 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1407481)
Almond butter puts peanut butter in its bitch ass place.

:clap: tried the cashew butter yet?

Isbjørn 01-19-2014 11:33 PM

Walnut butter's the bomb.

RoxyRollah 01-20-2014 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1407969)
Walnut butter's the bomb.

you're the bomb...

GD 01-20-2014 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1407330)
I don't judge creamy peanut butter, I judge the people who prefer it over crunchy peanut butter... I don't know lol. Someone, Gigantic Debaser, anyone, is creamy peanut butter even available here? I'll try it if it is, and draw my further conclusions after that.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oKpZ3EUxEo...C3%25B8ko.jpeg

It is.

Isbjørn 01-20-2014 09:52 AM

This is embarrassing, but I've actually eaten that one. We have it in our kitchen as I'm writing. If that's creamy, I don't even know what to prefer.

FRED HALE SR. 01-21-2014 09:43 AM

Crunchy!!! I see the poll still reflects good taste.

zombie kid 01-21-2014 10:08 AM

I only had peanut butter for the first time when I was 21.

The Batlord 01-21-2014 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1408624)
I only had peanut butter for the first time when I was 21.

Before or after you got ****faced?

FRED HALE SR. 01-21-2014 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1408624)
I only had peanut butter for the first time when I was 21.

Third World Problems. I had to walk ten miles in the snow to get some peanuts to smash with my bare hands and the jelly was a total bitch. :p:

The Batlord 01-21-2014 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1408627)
Third World Problems. I had to walk ten miles in the snow to get some peanuts to smash with my bare hands and the jelly was a total bitch. :p:

Lucky bastard. I had to pick the peanuts out of my **** just to make my own peanut butter.

FRED HALE SR. 01-21-2014 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1408635)
Lucky bastard. I had to pick the peanuts out of my **** just to make my own peanut butter.

I'm guessing you like crunchy.

Paul Smeenus 01-21-2014 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1408627)
Third World Problems. I had to walk ten miles in the snow to get some peanuts to smash with my bare hands and the jelly was a total bitch. :p:


You had hands? Fucking luxury. I had to pick up each individual peanut with the crook of my elbow, place them on a board of nails and repeatedly pound them into butter with my face. Took about eight hundred individual peanuts to make a sandwich. We then had to pull the nails out of the board to use as jelly. You fuckers don't know how easy you had it.

Cuthbert 01-21-2014 10:40 AM

I was watching a program recently, 50 shocking facts about the health/fitness industry or something. Loads of stuff in there about food and the conditions it's made in.

One thing that stuck with me was that apparently there are on average 7 rat hairs in a jar of peanut butter. Doesn't bother me as there is fuck all I can do to stop it but just letting you all know.

FRED HALE SR. 01-21-2014 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1408646)
I was watching a program recently, 50 shocking facts about the health/fitness industry or something. Loads of stuff in there about food and the conditions it's made in.

One thing that stuck with me was that apparently there are on average 7 rat hairs in a jar of peanut butter. Doesn't bother me as there is fuck all I can do to stop it but just letting you all know.

I would guess anything involved in a canning process having something undesirable in it. Just building up my immunities for the next bubonic plague.


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