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Paul Smeenus 11-20-2013 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1386909)
Howzabout "unspoiled by the emissions of seven overweight men with festering boils"?


Well that would be unpleasant as well

The Batlord 11-20-2013 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1386914)
Well that would be unpleasant as well

Prude.

Ninetales 11-20-2013 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1386907)
you say that like crunchy PB is exciting.

hell no it isn't!

It's just you masochists that want to destroy the roofs of your mouth that enjoy it.

You got infant gums or something? People complain about capn crunch cutting their mouths up too. Like wtf are you weirdos talking about do you have to get all your food chewed up for you before you eat it?

Burning Down 11-20-2013 03:46 PM

What 3 people said they don't care for PB? That's what I want to know!!

The Batlord 11-20-2013 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1386964)
What 3 people said they don't care for PB? That's what I want to know!!

Terrorists. That's who.

Burning Down 11-20-2013 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1386967)
Terrorists. That's who.

They walk among us.

The Batlord 11-20-2013 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1386971)
They walk among us.

Eating tuna fish sandwiches.

Scarlett O'Hara 11-21-2013 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1386885)
Vanilla ice cream is pretty good but not on oatmeal.

My fave is caramel.

What about me on oatmeal? I'm creamy!

djchameleon 11-21-2013 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1387278)
What about me on oatmeal? I'm creamy!

I'll take a little bit of you on my oatmeal or eat my oatmeal off of you but do you think you can handle the heat?

Mr. Charlie 11-21-2013 08:21 AM

I prefer honey, but feel guilty eating it. Takes bees an estimated 10 million foraging trips to make one regular sized jar of honey.

butthead aka 216 11-21-2013 09:21 AM

Crunchy with strswberry jam son

Key 11-21-2013 11:51 AM

So how 'bout that nasty vegemite?

Scarlett O'Hara 11-21-2013 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1387311)
I'll take a little bit of you on my oatmeal or eat my oatmeal off of you but do you think you can handle the heat?

It's a done deal. I think oatmeal will be tasty, the flavoured ones like apple and honey, but you might prefer it plain. :D

djchameleon 11-21-2013 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1387506)
It's a done deal. I think oatmeal will be tasty, the flavoured ones like apple and honey, but you might prefer it plain. :D

I like cinnamon and nutmeg on my oatmeal. Or cinnamon and brown sugar.

Scarlett O'Hara 11-21-2013 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1387516)
I like cinnamon and nutmeg on my oatmeal. Or cinnamon and brown sugar.

I was trying to say cinnamon but I couldn't spell it, how embarrassing!

FRED HALE SR. 11-21-2013 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1387516)
I like cinnamon and nutmeg on my oatmeal. Or cinnamon and brown sugar.


I thought you liked oatmeal on your vanilla, make up your mind already. :baseball:

djchameleon 11-21-2013 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1387518)
I was trying to say cinnamon but I couldn't spell it, how embarrassing!

Shhhh! you don't have to say anything just stay still :pimp:

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1387521)
I thought you liked oatmeal on your vanilla, make up your mind already. :baseball:


I do like oatmeal on my vanilla but on top of the oatmeal is cinnamon and brown sugar!

Layers son.

The Batlord 11-21-2013 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1387516)
I like cinnamon and nutmeg on my oatmeal. Or cinnamon and brown sugar.

When I was a kid I used to open those little microwavable oatmeal packets and eat them raw, and the best part was that solid lump of brown sugar. Better than real brown sugar as far as I'm concerned.

Burning Down 11-21-2013 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1387492)
So how 'bout that nasty vegemite?

Gross. Same with marmite or whatever.

Paul Smeenus 11-21-2013 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1387599)
When I was a kid I used to open those little microwavable oatmeal packets and eat them raw


And the rest, as they say, is history http://forums.3dtotal.com/image.php?...ine=1058277036

The Batlord 11-21-2013 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1387602)
And the rest, as they say, is history

That gif (I'm assuming) is blocked so I have no idea what you're trying to say.

Paul Smeenus 11-21-2013 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1387606)
That gif (I'm assuming) is blocked so I have no idea what you're trying to say.


Fixed it for ya, Igor

The Batlord 11-21-2013 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1387610)
Fixed it for ya, Igor

No it's filtered. The link isn't the problem. Just describe it to me. In an English accent if you will.

Paul Smeenus 11-21-2013 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1387613)
No it's filtered. The link isn't the problem. Just describe it to me. In an English accent if you will.


You have a PM

Lord Larehip 11-21-2013 02:48 PM

Smeenus, why is this the ONLY thread where you seem to have some sort of clue of what the f-uck you're jabbering about?

The Batlord 11-21-2013 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Larehip (Post 1387615)
Smeenus, why is this the ONLY thread where you seem to have some sort of clue of what the f-uck you're jabbering about?

Looks can be deceiving.

Lord Larehip 11-21-2013 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1387617)
Looks can be deceiving.

Said one lord to another.

The Batlord 11-21-2013 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Larehip (Post 1387623)
Said one lord to another.

I honestly never noticed that. Bloody civil war is the only answer.

Lord Larehip 11-21-2013 05:46 PM

Whenever you're feeling froggy--jump!

GuD 11-21-2013 06:10 PM

I'm surprised I'm the first to vote for making my own.

I like to do it kinda 50-50.

Well, 60-40 really. I'll do a good sized batch of crunchy peanut butter and a smaller batch of smooth and stir um together.

Also, as for alternative x-butters if anyone has a trader joe's near their home they really need to check this out:

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...VUX7gxlGQ8io4A

Pretty much the food of the Gods right here.

The Batlord 11-22-2013 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Lord Larehip (Post 1387692)
Whenever you're feeling froggy--jump!

I eat frog legs.

Lord Larehip 11-22-2013 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1387880)
I eat frog legs.

And I eat the rest.

Key 11-24-2013 10:12 AM

So, i'm all out of peanut butter.

Spoiler for happiness:
GOD ****ING DAMN IT I NEED PEANUT BUTTER FOR MY SANDWICHES AND NOW I DON'T HAVE IT AND AHHHHHH!!!!!

http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyM...-Nicholson.gif


Paul Smeenus 11-24-2013 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1386971)
They wank among us.


fixed

The Batlord 11-25-2013 03:06 PM

I just had the greatest idea. A double-decker PB&J. Self-explanatory obviously. It's so simple and obvious and yet I've never done it. I am in awe of my brilliance.

Paul Smeenus 11-25-2013 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1388907)
I just had the greatest idea. A double-decker PB&J. Self-explanatory obviously. It's so simple and obvious and yet I've never done it. I am in awe of my brilliance.


Did that in the 1960's. I am in awe of my brilliance.

*edited to add; I wanted two sandwiches but only had three slices of bread

The Batlord 11-25-2013 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1388920)
Did that in the 1960's. I am in awe of my brilliance.

*edited to add; I wanted two sandwiches but only had three slices of bread

Was it the best thing ever? OMG. Double-decker PB&J with peanut butter and jelly on top and peanut butter and marshmallow spread on the bottom. Bow before me.

Ninetales 11-26-2013 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1388926)
Was it the best thing ever? OMG. Double-decker PB&J with peanut butter and jelly on top and peanut butter and marshmallow spread on the bottom. Bow before me.

dawg i have a sandwich station in my office and i just sit at my desk and make double decker pb and honey sandwiches all day. My life is great and i know it

Dulce 11-30-2013 12:44 AM

I don't eat it. It's gross.

Key 11-30-2013 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Dulce (Post 1390328)
I don't eat it. It's gross.

You're gross.


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