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View Poll Results: Which do you prefer?
Creamy peanut butter 17 31.48%
Crunchy peanut butter 25 46.30%
Old fashioned (the stuff you have to stir) 4 7.41%
I'm a regular little Martha Stewart, I make my own 1 1.85%
I don't care for peanut butter 6 11.11%
If I even look at peanut butter I'll dissolve into an allergic puddle of quivering goo 1 1.85%
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Old 01-20-2014, 10:52 AM   #151 (permalink)
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This is embarrassing, but I've actually eaten that one. We have it in our kitchen as I'm writing. If that's creamy, I don't even know what to prefer.
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Old 01-21-2014, 10:43 AM   #152 (permalink)
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Crunchy!!! I see the poll still reflects good taste.
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I only had peanut butter for the first time when I was 21.
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I only had peanut butter for the first time when I was 21.
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I only had peanut butter for the first time when I was 21.
Third World Problems. I had to walk ten miles in the snow to get some peanuts to smash with my bare hands and the jelly was a total bitch.
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Third World Problems. I had to walk ten miles in the snow to get some peanuts to smash with my bare hands and the jelly was a total bitch.
Lucky bastard. I had to pick the peanuts out of my **** just to make my own peanut butter.
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Lucky bastard. I had to pick the peanuts out of my **** just to make my own peanut butter.
I'm guessing you like crunchy.
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Third World Problems. I had to walk ten miles in the snow to get some peanuts to smash with my bare hands and the jelly was a total bitch.

You had hands? Fucking luxury. I had to pick up each individual peanut with the crook of my elbow, place them on a board of nails and repeatedly pound them into butter with my face. Took about eight hundred individual peanuts to make a sandwich. We then had to pull the nails out of the board to use as jelly. You fuckers don't know how easy you had it.
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I was watching a program recently, 50 shocking facts about the health/fitness industry or something. Loads of stuff in there about food and the conditions it's made in.

One thing that stuck with me was that apparently there are on average 7 rat hairs in a jar of peanut butter. Doesn't bother me as there is fuck all I can do to stop it but just letting you all know.
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I was watching a program recently, 50 shocking facts about the health/fitness industry or something. Loads of stuff in there about food and the conditions it's made in.

One thing that stuck with me was that apparently there are on average 7 rat hairs in a jar of peanut butter. Doesn't bother me as there is fuck all I can do to stop it but just letting you all know.
I would guess anything involved in a canning process having something undesirable in it. Just building up my immunities for the next bubonic plague.
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