This is embarrassing, but I've actually eaten that one. We have it in our kitchen as I'm writing. If that's creamy, I don't even know what to prefer.

Crunchy!!! I see the poll still reflects good taste.

I only had peanut butter for the first time when I was 21.

Before or after you got ****faced?

Third World Problems. I had to walk ten miles in the snow to get some peanuts to smash with my bare hands and the jelly was a total bitch. :p:

Lucky bastard. I had to pick the peanuts out of my **** just to make my own peanut butter.

I'm guessing you like crunchy.

You had hands? Fucking luxury. I had to pick up each individual peanut with the crook of my elbow, place them on a board of nails and repeatedly pound them into butter with my face. Took about eight hundred individual peanuts to make a sandwich. We then had to pull the nails out of the board to use as jelly. You fuckers don't know how easy you had it.

I was watching a program recently, 50 shocking facts about the health/fitness industry or something. Loads of stuff in there about food and the conditions it's made in.

One thing that stuck with me was that apparently there are on average 7 rat hairs in a jar of peanut butter. Doesn't bother me as there is fuck all I can do to stop it but just letting you all know.

I would guess anything involved in a canning process having something undesirable in it. Just building up my immunities for the next bubonic plague.