The Biggest Misconception About You

WWWP · 03-05-2013, 12:40 AM

On the internet I think people perceive me as having my head in the clouds or as being "silly." I think it's because I curse a lot and make too many dick jokes.

In the real world I think people perceive me as being unintelligent because I curse a lot and make too many dick jokes.

Freebase Dali · 03-05-2013, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

On the internet I think people perceive me as having my head in the clouds or as being "silly." I think it's because I curse a lot and make too many dick jokes.

In the real world I think people perceive me as being unintelligent because I curse a lot and make too many dick jokes.

Who are they, so I can beat them up.
Also, babies. We need to be making them.

WWWP · 03-05-2013, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Who are they, so I can beat them up.
Also, babies. We need to be making them.

Omg, get off my dick.

Engine · 03-05-2013, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Omg, get off my dick.

Don't you want to hear about how his tobacco spit is not disgusting before you make major life decisions?

WWWP · 03-05-2013, 12:58 AM

I once accidentally drank tobacco spit. Through a straw. I lived.

Engine · 03-05-2013, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

I once accidentally drank tobacco spit. Through a straw. I lived.

You've got good genes. I'm pretty sure I would die. If not from my digestive system freezing up on me, then by choice.

On topic: Probably the Biggest Misconception About Me is that I may be able to survive drinking Freebase Dali's tobacco spit.

FETCHER. · 03-05-2013, 02:01 AM

Almost everyone assumes I am a typical Scottish 21yr old who drinks all the time, that I am shy (I'm pretty shy when I first meet people which is maybe why), quite alot of people think I'm stupid because I like to joke around alot and most people are really surprised that I have a sick and twisted sense of humour.

Rjinn · 03-05-2013, 02:45 AM

Most people seem to think I'm some scary monster with metal teeth that will chomp down for dinner after hammering you like dead beef.

When really I'm just a ****ing puppy dog in a Halloween suit.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-05-2013, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by gunnels

I've been mistaken for a drug dealer/user by the police on three separate occasions. Once, I was walking around Vanderbilt's campus and was stopped by a rent-a-cop. He searched me and accused me of attempting to steal bicycles. I was then kicked off campus for being a "suspicious character." I was fourteen. I did not deserve this suspicion.
Next year, I was walking downtown towards the park, then I realized that I had to do something and turned around. Then I realized that I didn't have to do said thing and turned back around. A nearby metro cop took this as a sign that I was high (though I don't know any recreational drugs that have the side effect of pacing) and performed a sobriety test. I kinda deserved that suspicion.
The next year, I was waiting for a ride in front of a gas station. I had recently gone to a record store that bags your music in brown paper sacs, I was standing there holding it. This obviously did not look good, and after two minutes I was interrogated. I definitely deserved that suspicion.
Oh, and people ask me for drugs at shows all of the time. I think it's because I make weird faces when I'm really into the music.

Many people think I'm a guitarist too. I think it's the hair. Or the fact I live in Nashville. Or both.

That really sucks! I hope it doesn't happen again to you.

Assumptions about me are usually that I'm ditzy because I'm blonde and laugh really loudly. People are shocked when I say I do IT and am a gamer. Well, guys are. I got majorly surprised looks from an computer store clerk who couldn't believe I understood computer specs.

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Perhaps you are unaware about how arguments work...

But you're still sexy either way.
I'd spit in you.

Someones horny/drunk.

/assumption

LoathsomePete · 03-05-2013, 09:45 AM

Probably the biggest misconception people make about me is that I'm emotionless. I rarely smile for the sake of smiling and I talk in a flat tone and rarely using more than 5 words per response. The thing is I can be gabby, but for whatever reason when I'm at like... the grocery store, clothing store, game store, whatever, I talk like that. Same with school when I was there too, even in classes where I thought I'd have a lot to say, like English. I dunno why I can't be more enthusiastic when I'm out and about, but there you go.

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Rjinn The Aerosol in your Soul Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: New South Wales, Australia Posts: 1,546	Most people seem to think I'm some scary monster with metal teeth that will chomp down for dinner after hammering you like dead beef. When really I'm just a ****ing puppy dog in a Halloween suit. __________________ last.fm

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LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	Probably the biggest misconception people make about me is that I'm emotionless. I rarely smile for the sake of smiling and I talk in a flat tone and rarely using more than 5 words per response. The thing is I can be gabby, but for whatever reason when I'm at like... the grocery store, clothing store, game store, whatever, I talk like that. Same with school when I was there too, even in classes where I thought I'd have a lot to say, like English. I dunno why I can't be more enthusiastic when I'm out and about, but there you go. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

03-05-2013, 02:01 AM	#47 (permalink)
FETCHER. Nae wains, Great Danes. Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Where how means why. Posts: 3,621	Almost everyone assumes I am a typical Scottish 21yr old who drinks all the time, that I am shy (I'm pretty shy when I first meet people which is maybe why), quite alot of people think I'm stupid because I like to joke around alot and most people are really surprised that I have a sick and twisted sense of humour.