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Old 03-04-2013, 03:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Where do I put it if it has a dick?
You just rub knobs while playing Skyrim.
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Old 03-04-2013, 07:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You just rub knobs while playing Skyrim.
This sounds more enjoyable than sex to be honest.
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Old 03-04-2013, 07:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This sounds more enjoyable than sex to be honest.
Yeah I like Skyrim, but I think some woman rubbing her turkey bits onto my piece might make my Fus Doh Rah miss.
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Yeah I like Skyrim, but I think some woman rubbing her turkey bits onto my piece might make my Fus Doh Rah miss.
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Old 03-04-2013, 08:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Actually, have you gotten the new DLC? Dragonborn? Its pretty special. While we're on the subject.
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Actually, have you gotten the new DLC? Dragonborn? Its pretty special. While we're on the subject.
Once I gather enough gall to pay twenty bucks (as much as all of Oblivion or Morrowind ffs), then I'll get it. I have heard plenty of good things about it though; it's supposed to blow Dawnguard out of the water.

Also, to make this post somewhat on topic: let's not forget about smegma when comparing bits people! I know women can get it too but it festers faster in the sheathe.

...why do all convos I have lately boil down to Skyrim and dicks?
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Once I gather enough gall to pay twenty bucks (as much as all of Oblivion or Morrowind ffs), then I'll get it. I have heard plenty of good things about it though; it's supposed to blow Dawnguard out of the water.

Also, to make this post somewhat on topic: let's not forget about smegma when comparing bits people! I know women can get it too but it festers faster in the sheathe.

...why do all convos I have lately boil down to Skyrim and dicks?
Because my son.... You are a man.
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