What Would Happen If We Met In Real Life?

**Frownland** · 03-05-2013, 11:12 PM

I'd probably be shy at first then warm up to a small group of people. This will most likely be the people who want to share drugs with me and/or help me consume mine. We'll all split into groups and I'm sure that there would be live music that I would like to be a part of. Then someone will shout "DICKS LOVE CUNTS COCKS FARTS BITCH," and we'll know that Dirty has made his arrival. I'd probably be drinking the whole time and I'll have made friends/people who think I'm obnoxious towards the middle.

Then of course the orgy, communal satanic sacrifice, and the burning down of the building that this will all be held in will be fun to experience.

The afterparties would be a whole different story.

Paul Smeenus · 03-06-2013, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

Do women really fart?

They do, but they aren't nearly as proud of theirs as men are of ours.

misspoptart · 03-06-2013, 07:27 AM

I would be waaaaay too bouncy for all ya'lls. I would just bubble in and possibly make a few of you smile, but by the end of the day I'm 100% sure you'd all want me to shut up.

Bane of your existence · 03-06-2013, 08:55 AM

I'm already there.

The Batlord · 03-06-2013, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Yeah... I think he'd prefer it if YOU opened and laid back...

Missionary is for wussies and Catholics.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Batlord corrupted you!

He just needs to take some Penicillin and he'll be fine.

DoctorSoft · 03-06-2013, 12:11 PM

I'd be ****ing chillin with all my boys, smoking blunts reading Kafka and ****, yeah bitch im an intellectual **** you

Burning Down · 03-06-2013, 12:15 PM

Yeah, I wonder how many people here would end up just getting really high together.

Paul Smeenus · 03-06-2013, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by misspoptart

I would be waaaaay too bouncy for all ya'lls. I would just bubble in and possibly make a few of you smile, but by the end of the day I'm 100% sure you'd all want me to shut up.

Actually, cute can really really bug the f*ck outta me, but mainly when it's saccharin pseudo-sweet. You strike me as genuine, you wear it well. I like it

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Yeah, I wonder how many people here would end up just getting really high together.

I can for certain list one who wouldn't. Been sober longer than some here have been alive...

(I didn't do anything great by getting sober, quite frankly it was merely survival)

Burning Down · 03-06-2013, 03:56 PM

Oh I wouldn't be doing drugs either. Never have, never will. Not at all interested in putting those toxins into my body just to push my perception into an alternate dimension.

PoorOldPo · 03-06-2013, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Oh I wouldn't be doing drugs either. Never have, never will. Not at all interested in putting those toxins into my body just to push my perception into an alternate dimension.

Well pot isn't exactly a toxin

03-05-2013, 11:12 PM	#41 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I'd probably be shy at first then warm up to a small group of people. This will most likely be the people who want to share drugs with me and/or help me consume mine. We'll all split into groups and I'm sure that there would be live music that I would like to be a part of. Then someone will shout "DICKS LOVE CUNTS COCKS FARTS BITCH," and we'll know that Dirty has made his arrival. I'd probably be drinking the whole time and I'll have made friends/people who think I'm obnoxious towards the middle. Then of course the orgy, communal satanic sacrifice, and the burning down of the building that this will all be held in will be fun to experience. The afterparties would be a whole different story. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-06-2013, 07:27 AM	#43 (permalink)
misspoptart gimme gimme Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: istanbul Posts: 897	I would be waaaaay too bouncy for all ya'lls. I would just bubble in and possibly make a few of you smile, but by the end of the day I'm 100% sure you'd all want me to shut up.

03-06-2013, 08:55 AM	#44 (permalink)
Bane of your existence Such That Join Date: May 2007 Location: Austin, Tx Posts: 1,197	I'm already there.

03-06-2013, 12:11 PM	#46 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	I'd be **ing chillin with all my boys, smoking blunts reading Kafka and , yeah bitch im an intellectual ** you

03-06-2013, 12:15 PM	#47 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Yeah, I wonder how many people here would end up just getting really high together.

03-06-2013, 03:56 PM	#49 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Oh I wouldn't be doing drugs either. Never have, never will. Not at all interested in putting those toxins into my body just to push my perception into an alternate dimension.