What Would Happen If We Met In Real Life?

The Batlord · 03-04-2013, 10:34 AM

I imagine if I wasn't nervous and sitting in a corner pretending to be sitting with some group but really just hoping nobody noticed me and tried to talk to me, then I'd be with a small group of people I found that I was comfortable with since I'm not a mingler. I prefer to find a comfort zone and milk it. I imagine the group would include Unknown Soldier and Trollheart, since they're ultra dorks like me, but really because they seem able to take my sense of humor and are rather laid back. I need foils to affectionately shake their heads and say, "Oh you rascal!" when I say something outrageous and/or abrasive for the sake of my own amusement. PoorOldPo would be good, since our senses of humor seem to be similar, so we could goad each other into ever greater absurdity. That's very important to me. If someone isn't perplexed and worried by my antics then something is wrong. Strangely enough perhaps Hermione. I say that because we've either butted heads in the past, or just haven't had a whole lot of interaction other than a few jokes here and there, but I like a "bitchy" girl who can trade shit talk with me. I don't mean that in a sexual way either, I just like to annoy people, and women with attitudes is just one group of people that I find to be most fun. Urban since I imagine he's not much of a mingler either, and I imagine that he would be fun to chill and exchange friendly jibes with. And of course Vanilla, because I haven't had someone to exchange sexual innuendos with in forever. I miss that. Especially when people aren't sure whether or not you're serious. That's the best. I don't know if he'd be in the group, but I'd love to talk to Jackhammer. Dude's a Metal God on the down low and I'd love to hear his stories of back in the day. Cause he's old. And not young.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-05-2013, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

And of course Vanilla, because I haven't had someone to exchange sexual innuendos with in forever. I miss that. Especially when people aren't sure whether or not you're serious. That's the best.

I personally really enjoy it, and feel like I would click with you straight away. I like how open and laid back you are.

Trollheart · 03-05-2013, 04:25 PM

Yeah... I think he'd prefer it if YOU opened and laid back...

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-05-2013, 06:43 PM

Awww I never knew how sick you were Trollheart! Here's me thinking you are an innocent, kind hearted soul. :P:

Trollheart · 03-05-2013, 06:51 PM

Oh I am, I am. This place has corrupted me...

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-05-2013, 07:06 PM

Batlord corrupted you! And Freebase, he's very naughty. Spankings required for all of you!

Trollheart · 03-05-2013, 07:59 PM

Ooh! Yes please!

SHouldn't that be Hermione's department though? Mind you, she'd charge us...

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-05-2013, 09:23 PM

If she likes! Maybe me and her could run a business. I sell it and she performs. But I can imagine she most likely can sell spankings without help!

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 03-05-2013, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I imagine if I wasn't nervous and sitting in a corner pretending to be sitting with some group but really just hoping nobody noticed me and tried to talk to me, then I'd be with a small group of people I found that I was comfortable with since I'm not a mingler. I prefer to find a comfort zone and milk it. I imagine the group would include Unknown Soldier and Trollheart, since they're ultra dorks like me, but really because they seem able to take my sense of humor and are rather laid back. I need foils to affectionately shake their heads and say, "Oh you rascal!" when I say something outrageous and/or abrasive for the sake of my own amusement. PoorOldPo would be good, since our senses of humor seem to be similar, so we could goad each other into ever greater absurdity. That's very important to me. If someone isn't perplexed and worried by my antics then something is wrong. Strangely enough perhaps Hermione. I say that because we've either butted heads in the past, or just haven't had a whole lot of interaction other than a few jokes here and there, but I like a "bitchy" girl who can trade shit talk with me. I don't mean that in a sexual way either, I just like to annoy people, and women with attitudes is just one group of people that I find to be most fun. Urban since I imagine he's not much of a mingler either, and I imagine that he would be fun to chill and exchange friendly jibes with. And of course Vanilla, because I haven't had someone to exchange sexual innuendos with in forever. I miss that. Especially when people aren't sure whether or not you're serious. That's the best. I don't know if he'd be in the group, but I'd love to talk to Jackhammer. Dude's a Metal God on the down low and I'd love to hear his stories of back in the day. Cause he's old. And not young.

I think you''d be disappointed if you met me irl because I do 99% of my communication in facial expressions and pointed silences

PoorOldPo · 03-05-2013, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hermione

I think you''d be disappointed if you met me irl because I do 99% of my communication in facial expressions and pointed silences

I do 99% of my communication through fart noises. Do women really fart? I have heard men speak of such things.

03-05-2013, 04:25 PM	#33 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Yeah... I think he'd prefer it if YOU opened and laid back... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

03-05-2013, 06:43 PM	#34 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Awww I never knew how sick you were Trollheart! Here's me thinking you are an innocent, kind hearted soul. :P: __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

03-05-2013, 06:51 PM	#35 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Oh I am, I am. This place has corrupted me... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

03-05-2013, 07:06 PM	#36 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Batlord corrupted you! And Freebase, he's very naughty. Spankings required for all of you! __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

03-05-2013, 07:59 PM	#37 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Ooh! Yes please! SHouldn't that be Hermione's department though? Mind you, she'd charge us... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

03-05-2013, 09:23 PM	#38 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	If she likes! Maybe me and her could run a business. I sell it and she performs. But I can imagine she most likely can sell spankings without help! __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots