I'd stab you all by my head with affection.

I'm sure I would spend the majority of my time explaining who I am and the reasons for my sabbaticals from MusicBanter. That aside, beers for everyone and some drunken games would ensue. I would surely reminisce about the "glory days" of MusicBanter (which I contributed to, mind you!), but most of the members would probably have no clue as to what I'm talking about. But when you have beers and you're amongst friends, it's all good! New friends, good music. What more can you ask for? :)

Exactly. If somone doesnt want to do something, their friends should respect that. Every time i go to a rave my friends try to get me to take ecstacy and everytime i say no. I also never eat tomatoes or eggs which seems to offend people as well for some reason. Worst thing you can do is try something out of peer pressure. I only started getting stoned out of curiosity and a ****load of research.

I would try to see how many of you I could balance on my nose.

I imagine it would probably devolve into a "Which Radiohead album is the best" argument and many a broken beer bottle would be had.

Would have a pint with a few people on here. Would sit in the corner with Franco taking pictures of the Music Banter women on our phones on the sly. Would get involved in heated football debates with Goofle where I spend ages talking and putting my point across only for him to respond with just one or two words.

Seriously though doubt I'd fit in.

:D

I am not like that in person. I am generally the only person talking. I just get lazy on here and detest having to read massive posts which basically make three/four simple points.

Yeah it's cool, I personally just assumed you couldn't be arsed as you were on your phone tbh