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View Poll Results: How old are you?
13-15 4 3.10%
16-20 27 20.93%
21-25 50 38.76%
26-30 23 17.83%
31-35 6 4.65%
36-40 3 2.33%
41-45 7 5.43%
46-50 3 2.33%
51-55 3 2.33%
56-60 3 2.33%
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Old 03-05-2013, 11:04 AM   #141 (permalink)
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I met a mad old Kerry man once after I climbed this mountain with my cousin.




He spoke the same language as us, and a regional accent not too far off our own, but we couldn't understand a word he said so we just laughed at him to his face and ran away.
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Old 03-05-2013, 02:35 PM   #142 (permalink)
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Excuse me mister fat american, go invade a country for oil and **** out a starbucks there.
I would, but I'd rather just invade you and take all your potatoes. America's just figured out a way to eat french fries with our mouth and our ass at the same time, so we'll be needing all yours.
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Old 03-05-2013, 02:36 PM   #143 (permalink)
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I would, but I'd rather just invade you and take all your potatoes. America's just figured out a way to eat french fries with our mouth and our ass at the same time, so we'll be needing all yours.
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Old 03-05-2013, 03:57 PM   #144 (permalink)
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No, he rides a dinosaur you simpleton. Are you Irish so busy eating potatoes and getting in drunken bar fights that you can't even be bothered to learn to read?
(Sniff!) You are listing my broken dreams...
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Old 03-05-2013, 04:00 PM   #145 (permalink)
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Triceratops? F*cking luxury. I had to swim through the primordial ooze...
SWIM! You lucky bastard! Our father would kill us, skin us, make us into canoes and paddle us across the primordial ooze! Every day!

But you tell people that today, they won't believe ya!
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Old 03-05-2013, 04:07 PM   #146 (permalink)
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SWIM! You lucky bastard! Our father would kill us, skin us, make us into canoes and paddle us across the primordial ooze! Every day!

But you tell people that today, they won't believe ya!


You had PADDLES??!? You had it f*cking made. When My old man made a canoe outta me he just ripped out my spine & hollowed out my back, I had to propell myself and my family by sucking up the ooze in my mouth and farting it out my ass like a jet ski. You lucky young f*ckers don't know how good you had it...
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Old 03-05-2013, 04:20 PM   #147 (permalink)
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You had PADDLES??!? You had it f*cking made. When My old man made a canoe outta me he just ripped out my spine & hollowed out my back, I had to propell myself and my family by sucking up the ooze in my mouth and farting it out my ass like a jet ski. You lucky young f*ckers don't know how good you had it...
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:14 PM   #148 (permalink)
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I don't know how you people dream up such concepts of walking beasts carrying you around to your destination like kings.

I'm using supportive hand-like fins.
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:56 AM   #149 (permalink)
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You had PADDLES??!? You had it f*cking made. When My old man made a canoe outta me he just ripped out my spine & hollowed out my back, I had to propell myself and my family by sucking up the ooze in my mouth and farting it out my ass like a jet ski. You lucky young f*ckers don't know how good you had it...
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:25 PM   #150 (permalink)
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I don't know how you people dream up such concepts of walking beasts carrying you around to your destination like kings.

I'm using supportive hand-like fins.
What do you mean "You People"?!



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