Describe Yourself

Key · 03-02-2013, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Face

That really doesn't come across at all. At first I thought you meant story writing ability, because there's nothing wrong with how you write...

You make more sense than most people.

I suppose i'm more critical toward myself since I always feel like my writing isn't up to par. But thanks

Anteater · 03-02-2013, 09:01 PM

Handsome, darksome, awesome: me in a nutshell. An optimistic pragmatist with delusions (some with merit, others not) of grandeur. A bit of a health nut, but not the point of irritation. Last to speak, first to listen, and full of bizarre trivia and engaging conversations topics for anyone with an ear to hear.

Oh, and if any of you people had the luck to meet me in reality, I'd be able to quote you on their insurance.

jackhammer · 03-03-2013, 07:51 PM

Emotional but not to the point of annoyance.
Usually the last person on a works night out to sit with whoever is crying and upset about their life and put an arm around their shoulder and comfort them even if I am hurting inside about my ****.
Say the most stupid crap online when drunk because I am not face to face with them and have a mental blockage regarding what's general chat and what is overstepping the mark.
I don't go round hugging trees or open my house up to stray animals but I love the natural world and despise cruelty to animals on any level.
I hate small talk and if nothing interests me when talking to someone then I can be seen to be a miserable bastard.
I am proud of the fact that I am still standing after losing my wife 14 months ago and a very good friend from work last month.
I have very low self esteem, not to the point of disliking myself at all but moreso the fact that I have very little ambitious drive and that maybe has held me back socially and in my career.
I hate mess and untidiness. A few people at work have said that I have OCD which doesn't gel with me. I just like order and cleanliness as the outside is messy enough as it is.

I smoke and drink too much but I have an addictive personality and that's why I don't do hard drugs or gamble because I would just delve into that and stay there.

I am proud of the fact that most people who meet me cannot believe I am nearly 41 or a father of 2 teenagers. Both of my sons friends think I am the coolest dad ever due to the music I listen to or how I conduct myself and that is pleasing.

I am a glass half empty man though and that cannot be changed.

I crave attention especially online and get annoyed when I post albums or films and few reply but again; that is a self esteem flaw.

I like blue eyes, nice asses and women who are confident about themselves in whatever situation. If a woman says 'does my bum look big in this?' then you just know u will have to appease them forever. YES your bum does look big but I like it!

ladyislingering · 03-04-2013, 06:20 PM

- I have hair that's long enough to sit on. It gets more attention in public than any other characteristic of mine.
- Being alive in the 21st century is a problem to me.
- I prefer the company of cats over humans.
- The only social networking site, or anything close to social networking, that I ever check into more than once a week is tumblr.
- I love all things vintage/retro/kitschy.
- I dislike children.
- I prefer vinyl over any other format.
- I'm terrible at talking to people outside of work.

yeah, I'm just ... very ordinary.

Trollheart · 03-04-2013, 06:28 PM

You neglected to say if you are an actual female.
Also, cats are the coolest!

ladyislingering · 03-04-2013, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You neglected to say if you are an actual female.
Also, cats are the coolest!

I am, in fact. (Ki could tell you all about that, but that'd just be inappropriate.)

I love cats. They're beautiful and sweet. Children are just.. ugh. They're awful.

Trollheart · 03-04-2013, 06:41 PM

Fair enough. I have three (cats, that is, not children) --- that's Ritchie you're looking at. He's totally mad. Check the "Members pets pictures gallery" thread for pictures of my other two babies, and more of Ritchie!

GrapeSoda · 03-05-2013, 03:37 AM

Pretty happy!

03-03-2013, 07:51 PM	#73 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Emotional but not to the point of annoyance. Usually the last person on a works night out to sit with whoever is crying and upset about their life and put an arm around their shoulder and comfort them even if I am hurting inside about my ****. Say the most stupid crap online when drunk because I am not face to face with them and have a mental blockage regarding what's general chat and what is overstepping the mark. I don't go round hugging trees or open my house up to stray animals but I love the natural world and despise cruelty to animals on any level. I hate small talk and if nothing interests me when talking to someone then I can be seen to be a miserable bastard. I am proud of the fact that I am still standing after losing my wife 14 months ago and a very good friend from work last month. I have very low self esteem, not to the point of disliking myself at all but moreso the fact that I have very little ambitious drive and that maybe has held me back socially and in my career. I hate mess and untidiness. A few people at work have said that I have OCD which doesn't gel with me. I just like order and cleanliness as the outside is messy enough as it is. I smoke and drink too much but I have an addictive personality and that's why I don't do hard drugs or gamble because I would just delve into that and stay there. I am proud of the fact that most people who meet me cannot believe I am nearly 41 or a father of 2 teenagers. Both of my sons friends think I am the coolest dad ever due to the music I listen to or how I conduct myself and that is pleasing. I am a glass half empty man though and that cannot be changed. I crave attention especially online and get annoyed when I post albums or films and few reply but again; that is a self esteem flaw. I like blue eyes, nice asses and women who are confident about themselves in whatever situation. If a woman says 'does my bum look big in this?' then you just know u will have to appease them forever. YES your bum does look big but I like it! __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

03-04-2013, 06:20 PM	#74 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	- I have hair that's long enough to sit on. It gets more attention in public than any other characteristic of mine. - Being alive in the 21st century is a problem to me. - I prefer the company of cats over humans. - The only social networking site, or anything close to social networking, that I ever check into more than once a week is tumblr. - I love all things vintage/retro/kitschy. - I dislike children. - I prefer vinyl over any other format. - I'm terrible at talking to people outside of work. yeah, I'm just ... very ordinary. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

03-04-2013, 06:28 PM	#75 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	You neglected to say if you are an actual female. Also, cats are the coolest! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

03-04-2013, 06:41 PM	#77 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Fair enough. I have three (cats, that is, not children) --- that's Ritchie you're looking at. He's totally mad. Check the "Members pets pictures gallery" thread for pictures of my other two babies, and more of Ritchie! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

03-05-2013, 03:37 AM	#78 (permalink)
GrapeSoda Groupie Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 26	Pretty happy!