Black Francis

What do you think is the best way to kidnap a kid?

Wha? i shouldn't kidnap kids?

OBVIOUSLY! this thread is just for laughs, i got the idea after watching this vid



Trust me, i just have a F*cked up sense of humor but im not a bad guy

i thought the emergency trap was pretty clever, my mother never gave me a code i coulda been kidnapped!

But hypothetically, if i WERE to kidnap a kid i would use the emergency trap

"Hey! you're mom is the hospital we gotta get there quick!"

After we pass the hospital the poor kid will probably realise "My mom is not in the hospital is she?"

and i would say "Don't trust strangers" and kick him out the car..

see? i was helping him wise up

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I'd lure them into my ginger bread house.

TheBig3

I hate to be the cranky old man here, but this thread on its own is sick and ****ed up.

Couple that with the "its just for laughs" portion and we start to flag the site for the crew at the FBI that watches NAMBLA.

I'd ask the Mods to lock this thing up - delete it rather. I'm all for a good time, but this is in no way alright to post on this site.

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Hey guys whats the best way to get rid of a dead body LOL! Hypothetically and if it was in an inner city flat with somewhat nosy neighbors on the floor below haha!

FRED HALE SR.

I agree.

Black Francis

@the big 3

*Sigh*

You do have a good point maybe it's best if they take it down..

it's just obvious you shouldn't harm kids and i don't think anyone here would ever do that..

it's a taboo subject that maybe shouldn't be embraced even for comedy's sake

i did not think this through at all and did the thread on a whim

My bad MB

Cuthbert

I disagree, it's the internet and it's clearly not to be taken literally. This forum has it's own way of doing things which I don't want to stop, but I'm a member of a football forum where this thread would genuinely not bat an eyelid. It's a joke, whether you think it's funny or not is up to you, but I disagree with it being sick and fucked up.

Posting about kidnapping a child as a joke and actually kidnapping one are two very different things.

FRED HALE SR.

Then why post it to begin with if its ****ed up in the real world. Theres nothing even remotely funny about the subject or even humor to be drawn from it.

TheBig3

No one's mad about it. But in order to keep this parade going, we need to stay away from the flagged posts.

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Cuthbert

And murder is fucked up yet we've all laughed at murder jokes. There was a Maddie joke posted in the joke thread all but two or three days ago, which I thought was quite funny.

Comedy should have no barriers. If you start putting imaginary lines everywhere whereby anything past it is unacceptable and anything under it is acceptable and therefore fine to joke about, you create a 'scale of offense', and that is inconsistent. Who decides when the line has been crossed?

Either everything is acceptable or nothing is, and nobody wants to live in a world where we can't joke about anything, therefore I think 'everything is acceptable' wins, (or should do anyway, so long as the jokes are contextual, and I'd say this is.)

For what it's worth, I don't think it's one of the better threads on the forum, but I have no problem with it myself.