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View Poll Results: What likes to visit your bum?
Poop 1 9.09%
Dude organ 3 27.27%
Drugs 2 18.18%
Farts 2 18.18%
Pee pee cause we all know girls pee out their butts. That's why they sit down. 2 18.18%
Anal beads 1 9.09%
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:04 PM   #81 (permalink)
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If the guy is uncut could pieces of poo get lodged under the foreskin?

Actually I don't want to think about it.
Dont let the vulgar nature of the subject to deter you m8.
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:18 AM   #82 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2013, 09:49 AM   #83 (permalink)
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So if I eat loads of wheat, lube and condoms my sex life will improve dramatically?
I'd suggest eating the lube first. It'll make the wheat and condoms go down easier.
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Old 02-03-2013, 04:30 PM   #84 (permalink)
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If the guy is uncut could pieces of poo get lodged under the foreskin?

Actually I don't want to think about it.
Actually, when erect, the foreskin sorta gets pulled down, exposing the glans, so generally speaking, someone with a boner won't trap poo under his foreskin.

Of course if you have **** on your ding dong and wait for it to go flacid, then you could trap poo in it .. if you want!
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Old 02-03-2013, 05:02 PM   #85 (permalink)
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What if he pulls out, see's some poo on his willy and is instantly turned off, therefore losing his erection rapidly and accidentally trapping poo under his foreskin?





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He'll get small amount of it trapped in his peehole anyways that you just peel off being peeing.
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:17 PM   #87 (permalink)
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I'd suggest eating the lube first. It'll make the wheat and condoms go down easier.
Never thought of it that way! Thanks Batty!
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:13 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Guys do people use condom for anal sex because of the poo inside the ass or to prevent sexually transmitted diseases? Or both?
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Old 02-04-2013, 01:25 AM   #89 (permalink)
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Guys do people use condom for anal sex because of the poo inside the ass or to prevent sexually transmitted diseases? Or both?
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Old 02-04-2013, 01:27 AM   #90 (permalink)
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He'll get small amount of it trapped in his peehole anyways that you just peel off being peeing.
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