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View Poll Results: What likes to visit your bum?
Poop 1 9.09%
Dude organ 3 27.27%
Drugs 2 18.18%
Farts 2 18.18%
Pee pee cause we all know girls pee out their butts. That's why they sit down. 2 18.18%
Anal beads 1 9.09%
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Old 01-31-2013, 02:13 PM   #71 (permalink)
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I've never had anal sex (never will) but err... There's still poop up there so do guys always get fragments of **** on them? Cause that is the least sexiest thing I can imagine.
Not always, you prude.

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Oh, I meant that only the person who is receiving the anal sex should clean their ass. I guess I wasnt clear enough about that eh?
Well, you wrote that us guys should clean our asses before anal sex. Not that I mind guys who enjoy sausage parties in the old stinker, but I'd guess they're a minority.

I now assume that, although you wrote "guys", you didn't mean to imply gender.
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Old 01-31-2013, 05:27 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Y'know gay lads? Y'know when they're havin an aul tumble? Is poo an issue? Like if they have just met and one of them is a filthy ****er and doesn't wipe his arse, is it common for the other guy to just keep going or to be turned away in disgust?
Well, would you date a chick who doesn't wipe? I'd think mudbutt would be a universal red flag.
Also, rimming and ATM are forever on my 'never' list. Damned nasty imo.

As for the current convo: condoms, lube, and a diet high in fiber work wonders.
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Old 01-31-2013, 05:41 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Well, would you date a chick who doesn't wipe? I'd think mudbutt would be a universal red flag.
Also, rimming and ATM are forever on my 'never' list. Damned nasty imo.

As for the current convo: condoms, lube, and a diet high in fiber work wonders.
So if I eat loads of wheat, lube and condoms my sex life will improve dramatically?
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So if I eat loads of wheat, lube and condoms my sex life will improve dramatically?
With dedication, you'll have the raw sexual magnetism of this man.
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Well if they just throw it to garbage after use, I guess they shouldnt care actually.
I like to lick the condom afterwards.
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I've never had anal sex (never will) but err... There's still poop up there so do guys always get fragments of **** on them? Cause that is the least sexiest thing I can imagine.
If the guy is uncut could pieces of poo get lodged under the foreskin?

Actually I don't want to think about it.
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:33 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Well, you wrote that us guys should clean our asses before anal sex. Not that I mind guys who enjoy sausage parties in the old stinker, but I'd guess they're a minority.

I now assume that, although you wrote "guys", you didn't mean to imply gender.
No I didnt mean to imply gender. I was only referring to the people who are receiving an anal sex, not the people who are giving it. But you know, sometimes, there are people who switch roles too, so my initial statement could still be right to them. Because if they'd switch roles, they'd need both asses clean for that. You dont have to have clean ass for anal sex though, its just a general advice.
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