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View Poll Results: What likes to visit your bum?
Poop 1 9.09%
Dude organ 3 27.27%
Drugs 2 18.18%
Farts 2 18.18%
Pee pee cause we all know girls pee out their butts. That's why they sit down. 2 18.18%
Anal beads 1 9.09%
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:31 AM   #61 (permalink)
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**** it just wash that poo-stick off after, don't most people wear condoms when they hit the poo anyway?
Still though, I doubt anyone wants their condom/penis to smell like crap because of the feces.
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:34 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Still though, I doubt anyone wants their condom/penis to smell like crap because of the feces.
Why would anyone care what their condom smells like?
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:36 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Why would anyone care what their condom smells like?
Well if they just throw it to garbage after use, I guess they shouldnt care actually.
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:40 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Well if they just throw it to garbage after use, I guess they shouldnt care actually.
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:45 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Well if they just throw it to garbage after use, I guess they shouldnt care actually.
What else would you do with a used condom, put it in your pocket?
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What else would you do with a used condom, put it in your pocket?
Hmm, interesting.
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:03 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Why would anyone care what their condom smells like?
I like to put them in a scrapbook.
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Old 01-31-2013, 12:43 PM   #68 (permalink)
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We suck it out of you with a straw first and spit it in the toilet before we invade your bowels with our schlongs.

After all the time we spend polishing our helmets, we don't want shit stains on em.



I dunno how you do it, but when/if I have anal sex, I'm the giver and she's the receiver. My ass being clean is good of course, but it's more important her ass is.
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Old 01-31-2013, 01:23 PM   #69 (permalink)
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I actually think I admire tore from afar much more than I did before. Just because you're you now and I think you're ****ing hilarious.

Also Fred, how do I go about cleansing my rectum?
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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I actually think I admire tore from afar much more than I did before. Just because you're you now and I think you're ****ing hilarious.

Also Fred, how do I go about cleansing my rectum?
Enema babycakes. Some fine chap could certainly help you out in a time of need though.
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