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View Poll Results: What likes to visit your bum?
Poop 1 9.09%
Dude organ 3 27.27%
Drugs 2 18.18%
Farts 2 18.18%
Pee pee cause we all know girls pee out their butts. That's why they sit down. 2 18.18%
Anal beads 1 9.09%
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:39 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Y'know gay lads? Y'know when they're havin an aul tumble? Is poo an issue? Like if they have just met and one of them is a filthy ****er and doesn't wipe his arse, is it common for the other guy to just keep going or to be turned away in disgust?
I've often wondered this. Do they just spray a Water Pik up their asses to clean them out, or is a ****ty dick just the price you pay for the love that dare not speak its name?
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I've never had anal sex (never will) but err... There's still poop up there so do guys always get fragments of **** on them? Cause that is the least sexiest thing I can imagine.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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I've never had anal sex (never will) but err... There's still poop up there so do guys always get fragments of **** on them? Cause that is the least sexiest thing I can imagine.
Why would there still be poop in your ass after you've cleaned it out K?
Anal sex isn't exactly sexy I can agree with that.
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:47 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Why would there still be poop in your ass after you've cleaned it out K?
Anal sex isn't exactly sexy I can agree with that.
Well, I don't know about you, but I don't wash or wipe the inside of my colon.
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Well, I don't know about you, but I don't wash or wipe the inside of my colon.
You are doing it wrong. Let me know how it goes.
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:59 AM   #56 (permalink)
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You are doing it wrong. Let me know how it goes.
If wiping with a pipe cleaner is doing it wrong, then I guess I'm an incompetent.
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Remember guys, clean up your ass from feces before performing anal sex!
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:25 AM   #58 (permalink)
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I've never had anal sex (never will) but err... There's still poop up there so do guys always get fragments of **** on them? Cause that is the least sexiest thing I can imagine.
We suck it out of you with a straw first and spit it in the toilet before we invade your bowels with our schlongs.

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Remember guys, clean up your ass from feces before performing anal sex!
I dunno how you do it, but when/if I have anal sex, I'm the giver and she's the receiver. My ass being clean is good of course, but it's more important her ass is.
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I dunno how you do it, but when/if I have anal sex, I'm the giver and she's the receiver. My ass being clean is good of course, but it's more important her ass is.
Oh, I meant that only the person who is receiving the anal sex should clean their ass. I guess I wasnt clear enough about that eh?
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Old 01-31-2013, 11:30 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Oh, I meant that only the person who is receiving the anal sex should clean their ass. I guess I wasnt clear enough about that eh?
**** it just wash that poo-stick off after, don't most people wear condoms when they hit the poo anyway?
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