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View Poll Results: What likes to visit your bum?
Poop 1 9.09%
Dude organ 3 27.27%
Drugs 2 18.18%
Farts 2 18.18%
Pee pee cause we all know girls pee out their butts. That's why they sit down. 2 18.18%
Anal beads 1 9.09%
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Old 01-28-2013, 03:02 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I wish I could vote anal beads, but I'm just boring enough to not be able to without lying. Many other things, though!
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Old 01-28-2013, 03:43 PM   #42 (permalink)
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There wasn't a dingleberry option
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Old 01-28-2013, 11:19 PM   #43 (permalink)
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No coconut option? Fascist.
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:13 AM   #44 (permalink)
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I wish I could vote anal beads, but I'm just boring enough to not be able to without lying. Many other things, though!
You know, it doesn't have to be a lie...
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:17 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Ooohohohoohohohoh!!!!!!! I've been looking for a vulgar thread like this for a long long time!!

Well, Poop mostly, but after that and the butt is clean from the inside then prostate massage could be a nice possibility.
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:59 AM   #46 (permalink)
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My bum is exit only.
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:30 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Y'know gay lads? Y'know when they're havin an aul tumble? Is poo an issue? Like if they have just met and one of them is a filthy ****er and doesn't wipe his arse, is it common for the other guy to just keep going or to be turned away in disgust? I am just wondering. Like Are anal beeds an issue? And also, people who lick each other's asses(apparently this is a thing) literally, what about if there is **** on the other persons ass?

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Old 01-31-2013, 10:32 AM   #48 (permalink)
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My underwear, but that's not a valid option. And my own fingers, soap and water. Because I wash my anus like any hygienic person should. The worst body odour is sweaty old anus smell.
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My underwear, but that's not a valid option. And my own fingers, soap and water. Because I wash my anus like any hygienic person should. The worst body odour is sweaty old anus smell.
I'd give taint and sweaty ball bag a close second but certainly washing your ass should be high priority.
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