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View Poll Results: What likes to visit your bum?
Poop 1 9.09%
Dude organ 3 27.27%
Drugs 2 18.18%
Farts 2 18.18%
Pee pee cause we all know girls pee out their butts. That's why they sit down. 2 18.18%
Anal beads 1 9.09%
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:19 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Alien probes.
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Old 01-26-2013, 09:29 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I have nightmares about that!
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Old 01-26-2013, 09:41 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I have nightmares about that!
I don't!

I have more realistic fears. Penises.
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:09 PM   #34 (permalink)
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On the topic of butts, and fears, it is not uncommon for rats to find their way into your toilet from the sewers. Don't watch videos of this on Youtube if you're squeamish

I cannot think of many things worse than being sat on the toilet having the time of my life, only to hear a little squeak and then get my bottom bitten
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:10 PM   #35 (permalink)
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On the topic of butts, and fears, it is not uncommon for rats to find their way into your toilet from the sewers. Don't watch videos of this on Youtube if you're squeamish

I cannot think of many things worse than being sat on the toilet having the time of my life, only to hear a little squeak and then get my bottom bitten
I can think of something worse: having your balls bitten.
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:12 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I can think of something worse: having your balls bitten.
This.

Although I do admit to an irrational fear I had as a child of sitting on the toilet and a hand coming up and grabbing my booty. I don't why getting my ass grabbed was so horrifying. Maybe it was just the fact that someone would have an arm that long and flexible with which to go around grabbing all these booties.
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Although I do admit to an irrational fear I had as a child of sitting on the toilet and a hand coming up and grabbing my booty. I don't why getting my ass grabbed was so horrifying. Maybe it was just the fact that someone would have an arm that long and flexible with which to go around grabbing all these booties.
You must have known Franco in a previous life.
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:14 PM   #38 (permalink)
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You must have known Franco in a previous life.
Booty grabbing is larger than Franco. Larger than all of us.
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Old 01-28-2013, 11:12 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I for one am disappointed at what we are now chosing for a topic of conversation....
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