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View Poll Results: What likes to visit your bum?
Poop 1 9.09%
Dude organ 3 27.27%
Drugs 2 18.18%
Farts 2 18.18%
Pee pee cause we all know girls pee out their butts. That's why they sit down. 2 18.18%
Anal beads 1 9.09%
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:49 AM   #21 (permalink)
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My farts are truly the worst... Like room clearing bad
I'm not sure why you're qualifying your farts as a bad thing.
Only good farts clear a room of everyone but you. But, if you're one of those people that run from their own farts, then I don't know what to say.
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:51 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I'm not sure why you're qualifying your farts as a bad thing.
Only good farts clear a room of everyone but you. But, if you're one of those people that run from their own farts, then I don't know what to say.
I just had the best visual from you running from your own fart, what a crack up!
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:51 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I'm not sure why you're qualifying your farts as a bad thing.
Only good farts clear a room of everyone but you. But, if you're one of those people that run from their own farts, then I don't know what to say.
LOL I suppose you're right
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I have noticed that the women I know tend to hold their farts in 24/7 near enough (which I like), and their farts always smell much, much worse than men's. I'm guessing being trapped inside the body for longer increases the potency, whereas men just tend to let rip wherever.
I should clarify, this wasn't specific to women, I don't think anyone should just let rip. If it happens it happens, but I don't like it when people force it. Bad manners.

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if you're one of those people that run from their own farts
Is me. Even though my farts are like a gentle, pleasant breeze in a flowery meadow, I just don't like farts
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Is me. Even though my farts are like a gentle, pleasant breeze in a flowery meadow, I just don't like farts
I don't know what to say.
So are you one of those people that can't drink their own spit if it's in a cup?
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I don't know what to say.
So are you one of those people that can't drink their own spit if it's in a cup?
Never tried

Think I'd rather drink my own piss to be honest though.
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Never tried

Think I'd rather drink my own piss to be honest though.
So... you would drink your own piss rather than drink your own saliva that you drink every day, constantly, simply because that saliva is in a cup.

I would conclude this post with "got it", but I would be lying.
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Re: Saliva in A Cup

could it be possibly chilled beforehand or
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So... you would drink your own piss rather than drink your own saliva that you drink every day, constantly, simply because that saliva is in a cup.

I would conclude this post with "got it", but I would be lying.
lol

It wasn't meant to be taken literally .

I sometimes drink my spit if I need to take a tablet and can't be bothered to get a glass of water.
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lol

It wasn't meant to be taken literally .

I sometimes drink my spit if I need to take a tablet and can't be bothered to get a glass of water.
Therefore, it follows that since it's yours, consuming it is not objectively bad.
Thus, you could simply transfer it to a cup, assuming that cup was sterile, and drink it with no problems or second thoughts, correct?

Unless, of course, our entire concept of cups involves drinking something that did not originate from ourselves, and is to be solely used as a means of adding sustenance, in which case the point would involve the fact that nothing productive is happening by exporting, then importing bodily fluids, versus importing fluids that were not there in the first place.

Somehow, I don't think people objecting to drinking their own spit out of a cup are looking at it that objectively...
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