aww you have to wear a uniform... hehe that's cute.. and sad

yeh and i just found two cds and some headphones in there

What on earth are you wearing that could possibly allow you to have that much sh*t in your pockets !?!?!?!?

a blazer thing with a secret pocket inside two outside

A mobile phone, about £4.00 in shrapnel, my wallet, my house keys, my cigarettes, my lighter, my security pass, a pen, and for some reason that I don't know, my passport.

security pass.. that reminds me of lara croft and tomb raider :D

^I don't think my breasts are big enough to pull it off.
Oh, and there is tissue in my pocket now because i've got a ****ing cold.

you mean you're a man and don't have lara-croft-breasts?? that's weird...

yeah i was thinking the exact same thing........ anyway today i also remembered i often carry round my mobile, wallet and keys so add that to my list of sh!te

A pen, piece of gum, and a list of people I need to call when drumline practice comes around.