Things you didn't know

FETCHER. · 01-23-2013, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Hermione

I am judging you all. Super hard.

wiggums · 01-23-2013, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Why is the right half of that gif moving, but the left half static?

The right side is the only part that matters, so keeping the left side static increases load speed. I assume.

FETCHER. · 01-23-2013, 12:29 PM

A 'moment' is a medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 01-23-2013, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

This is amazing! xD

I like it when women talk about their farting, obviously not all the time though. It shows that they're the real deal.

When it happens that's when I talk about it, I think they are funny as hell, I'll never completely grow up! My two best friends and I quite often laugh and talk about each others farts. It's funniest when they are like little ones popping out over a space of 30 sec or like a really drawn out fart.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Same here. I'd like a chick that might give ME a Dutch oven.

I'll do that to you!

~~Cuthbert~~ · 01-23-2013, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione

I am judging you all. Super hard.

Bloozcrooz · 01-23-2013, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens

~~Cuthbert~~ · 01-23-2013, 11:37 PM

I didn't know that my username apparently has a double meaning (and possibly risque) thanks to a PM I have received

ThePhanastasio · 01-24-2013, 12:40 AM

I'm really embarrassed of this one, but...

I live in the south, so enunciation is not one of the strong points of my people. I'd heard people (mainly men) reference elderly women as old (what I always thought would be phonetically spelled) badalacks. It turns out, I was wrong.

Some girl I work with who's from Southern NJ, referenced her mother-in-law as an old "battle-axe." Her enunciation was perfect. And I felt like a jackass for not knowing for YEARS that the term was "battle-axe."

Also, I grew up mainly on a hillside, and the people across from me were "across the holler." I asked what that meant, and my mom told me, "You have to holler from one side to another to hear them."

It wasn't until college that I realized the actual word was, "hollow," and felt like a jackass, again.

**Frownland** · 01-24-2013, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

I'm really embarrassed of this one, but...

I live in the south, so enunciation is not one of the strong points of my people. I'd heard people (mainly men) reference elderly women as old (what I always thought would be phonetically spelled) badalacks. It turns out, I was wrong.

Some girl I work with who's from Southern NJ, referenced her mother-in-law as an old "battle-axe." Her enunciation was perfect. And I felt like a jackass for not knowing for YEARS that the term was "battle-axe."

Also, I grew up mainly on a hillside, and the people across from me were "across the holler." I asked what that meant, and my mom told me, "You have to holler from one side to another to hear them."

It wasn't until college that I realized the actual word was, "hollow," and felt like a jackass, again.

Don't be embarrassed about that, I'm sure everyone has something like that. It wasn't until I was 14 that I realized that I had the lyrics to Smells Like Teen Spirit wrong. I've heard the song my whole life so I had no reason to question it. I always thought that it was "With the lights out, and potatoes. Here we are now. And potatoes! I feel stupid, and potatoes! Here we are now, and potatoes! Yeah." True story, I felt like a moron when I was obsessed with the album and read the lyrics.

wiggums · 01-24-2013, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Don't be embarrassed about that, I'm sure everyone has something like that. It wasn't until I was 14 that I realized that I had the lyrics to Smells Like Teen Spirit wrong. I've heard the song my whole life so I had no reason to question it. I always thought that it was "With the lights out, and potatoes. Here we are now. And potatoes! I feel stupid, and potatoes! Here we are now, and potatoes! Yeah." True story, I felt like a moron when I was obsessed with the album and read the lyrics.

I used to think the lyrics for Purple Haze were: " 'scuse me, while I kiss this guy!"
XD

01-24-2013, 12:40 AM	#98 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	I'm really embarrassed of this one, but... I live in the south, so enunciation is not one of the strong points of my people. I'd heard people (mainly men) reference elderly women as old (what I always thought would be phonetically spelled) badalacks. It turns out, I was wrong. Some girl I work with who's from Southern NJ, referenced her mother-in-law as an old "battle-axe." Her enunciation was perfect. And I felt like a jackass for not knowing for YEARS that the term was "battle-axe." Also, I grew up mainly on a hillside, and the people across from me were "across the holler." I asked what that meant, and my mom told me, "You have to holler from one side to another to hear them." It wasn't until college that I realized the actual word was, "hollow," and felt like a jackass, again. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

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~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	I didn't know that my username apparently has a double meaning (and possibly risque) thanks to a PM I have received