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Old 12-19-2012, 12:03 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2012, 12:39 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I want to own a duck sized horse, omg.
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Old 12-19-2012, 12:40 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Sorry, I meant a dick sized whore.
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Old 12-19-2012, 12:52 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I want to own a duck sized horse, omg.
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Sorry, I meant a dick sized whore.
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:14 AM   #15 (permalink)
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The horse sized duck. Eventually you will be overwhelmed by one hundred duck sized horses. But you only have to get lucky with a switchblade once with the giant duck.
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:25 AM   #16 (permalink)
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a horse-sized duck would have a 20-foot wingspan though... a swan flapping it's wings and hitting you can break bones.
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:26 AM   #17 (permalink)
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on the other hand, horses have a much stronger bite, and hard hooves that they can rear up and get your shins pretty good with...
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:30 AM   #18 (permalink)
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But you still only have to get lucky once, as opposed to one hundred times.
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Old 12-19-2012, 11:28 AM   #19 (permalink)
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But you still only have to get lucky once, as opposed to one hundred times.
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Old 12-19-2012, 11:31 AM   #20 (permalink)
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If I had a horse size duck I'd be good for chinese food for a year.
If I had 100 duck sized horses I'd be good for French food for a year.
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