it'd be neat if everytime you bit into an apple you had an orgasm. id eat more apples that way.

I think everyone would. Think of all the healthy smiles there'd be too... Awesome, I like that.

man, apples are just fruits, what's with the sick comment?

some people....*sigh*

:)

apples need to die

I VOTE ORANGES!!!

There's no need to bring up sex when we're talking about a kind of food. What if someone were eating an apple when they read that? You never know what thoughts might have gone through their head...

I think they should cross breed an apple tree seed with a marijuana seed. just think about it, a huge tree filled with juicy thc filled fruit! If they can grow a seedless watermelon, and create a whole other sheep from a single strand of hair, then why the hell not?? are there no hippy scientists out there?

That reminds me of a certain Simpsons episode...

Except that Simpsons episode was with tomatos and tobacco.

if there are any, i think they've forgotten......

Only at Musicbanter can people have a 3 week conversation about apples and oranges.