The stupid facebook status thread.

[FrankBeardjr]

Copy and paste, then roast....

"For every one of us, today is here. It's a new day from the last. It's a day that can be thought out with good intentions, or negative ones. We all have an amazing gift that needs to be utilized more. The gift of being able to change your perspective and outlook on life. Yesterday may have brought hardships. Today may bring more. Just know that you have the power to gear your emotions towards a brighter light within yourself. Life is a roller coaster for each one of us. You can either ride in fear, or you can decide to let go and ride in joy!"

This is advice from a guy who is like 23. "Pussification of america."

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by FrankBeardjr

Copy and paste, then roast....

"For every one of us, today is here. It's a new day from the last. It's a day that can be thought out with good intentions, or negative ones. We all have an amazing gift that needs to be utilized more. The gift of being able to change your perspective and outlook on life. Yesterday may have brought hardships. Today may bring more. Just know that you have the power to gear your emotions towards a brighter light within yourself. Life is a roller coaster for each one of us. You can either ride in fear, or you can decide to let go and ride in joy!"

This is advice from a guy who is like 23. "Pussification of america."

Ronan Keating said the same thing....

[Janszoon]

Well, there's some idiot I went to high school with who keeps posting NRA shit in his status updates all the time. That's annoying.

[Trollheart]

What do you have against the National Raccoon Association, huh???

[LuckyLovexoxoxxx]

"here are some markers, and start drawing on yourself! smh you are ****ing 11!! stupid ass girls now a days." from some paged that i liked

[ThePhanastasio]

So i tricked tyler my 2 year old cousin into following. The dot on my tv. Little did he know i had the tv on full blast. Then all of a sudden the scary maze graudge girl pops up out with the scream. Tyler jumped back making me fall. He gets up runs into my autamin, falls down gets up crying and runs to aneela. Hahahahahahahaha. I bet he'll stop putting his mily on my tv now

So many misspellings, I'm not even sure what happened. I assume that autamin is ottoman, though.

[wiggums]

I discovered both of these gems.

[Circe]

Too big for displaying on a forum so I'll link it.

[Mojo]

Ok let me give you a quick look at one girls Facebook activity over the last 24 hours.

STATUS: Ooooo all ready a have a vodka in my hand be rude not to lol x x

PHOTO: (Self taken in the mirror) All ready apart from the rollers lol x x

PHOTO: Blurry, self taken, of her and a female friend of hers.

PHOTO: With a different friend.

PHOTO: With both female friends, together.

** Ok there are now FOUR more like this. Posted individualy, all of her and one female friend at a time.**

STATUS: A swear my prayers have been answered walked in the dogs full of men love it x x

STATUS: A have a dick like a needle but a go like a sewin machine seriously mate he was like u have massive tits tell me something a dont no dick

STATUS: Newcastle here I come x x

STATUS: just got home fab nite pissed and sore feet but its all good nite nite all x x

STATUS: Ooooooo :-( x

STATUS: I am dyin lol a need food and headache tablets xx

STATUS: I have lost my voice lol and my feet r a right mess off new shoes and no shoes a need a Sunday dinner someone make is one xxx

*** There are now THREE more photos, again posted individually and again very similar to the others. I had to look twice to be sure she hadnt uploaded the same ones again. ***

STATUS: Gettin sorted then a walk to the shop a think a need fresh air and crisps lol and headache tablets xx

Now, I don't know about you but I think that this girl maybe went out for a drink last night.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

So many misspellings, I'm not even sure what happened. I assume that autamin is ottoman, though.

Right, I'm going to attempt this: correct punctuation inserted at no extra charge...

So i tricked Tyler, my 2 year old cousin, into following the dot on my tv. (I don't know what that means: sounds like the old "telly's over" dot you used to get when, well, telly was over for the night, but no-one does this anymore. Eveyrwhere is either 24-hour or runs those bloody infomercials through the night, or links to shopping channels. However, we press on...) Little did he know i had the tv on full blast. Then all of a sudden the scary maze graudge (I'm assuming "Grudge", from the movie?) girl pops up out with the scream. Tyler jumped back, making me fall. He gets up runs into my ottoman, falls down, gets up crying and runs to aneela. Hahahahahahahaha. I bet he'll stop putting his mily
(Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanta?) on my tv now (presumably in the DVD, since I doubt her two-year old brother is on the board of broadcasting decisions for Disney Channel!)

Despite the misspellings, it seems like a cruel and nasty (and very immature) thing to do to what is essentially a baby. Little bitch.