The stupid facebook status thread.

FrankBeardjr The stupid facebook status... 12-08-2012, 01:05 PM

Trollheart Ronan Keating said the same... 12-08-2012, 01:12 PM

Janszoon Well, there's some idiot I... 12-08-2012, 01:14 PM

Trollheart What do you have against the... 12-08-2012, 01:21 PM

LuckyLovexoxoxxx "here are some markers, and... 12-09-2012, 12:12 AM

ThePhanastasio So many misspellings, I'm not... 12-09-2012, 12:26 AM

Trollheart Right, I'm going to attempt... 12-09-2012, 05:28 AM

wiggums I discovered both of these... 12-09-2012, 12:31 AM

Circe Too big for displaying on a... 12-09-2012, 03:25 AM

GuitarBizarre ...seriously? 12-09-2012, 07:23 AM

Circe Yeah, I know. Another one.... 12-09-2012, 07:25 AM

Blarobbarg That one sorta reminded me of... 12-09-2012, 07:52 AM

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TheBig3 The absolute best is "Where... 12-09-2012, 08:25 AM

Trollheart Does that fat ****er ever use... 12-09-2012, 12:46 PM

Mojo Ok let me give you a quick... 12-09-2012, 04:52 AM

PoorOldPo :D:laughing: That ****... 12-10-2012, 08:15 AM

Sansa Stark http://i1212.photobucket.com/a... 12-09-2012, 12:51 PM

14232949 I've been watching this... 12-09-2012, 01:23 PM

Trollheart I love how he threatens to... 12-09-2012, 03:01 PM

14232949 To translate what was said; ... 12-09-2012, 03:33 PM

Trollheart I bet it's not even much ---... 12-09-2012, 05:47 PM

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Urban Hat€monger ? There's a joke in there... 12-10-2012, 11:10 AM

TheBig3 The Scot just do not speak... 12-09-2012, 03:06 PM

Janszoon "Just a sharing, 'cause I... 12-09-2012, 08:12 PM

anticipation oy vey! 12-10-2012, 01:25 AM

FrankBeardjr Quoted, lol.... edit * at... 12-10-2012, 01:24 AM

downwardspiral There's this girl my... 12-10-2012, 03:39 AM

Urban Hat€monger ? :laughing: 12-10-2012, 06:50 AM

Franco Pepe Kalle Put that as your signature... 12-10-2012, 06:51 AM

Urban Hat€monger ? Don't tell me what to put in... 12-10-2012, 06:54 AM

GuitarBizarre How about this one? "I... 12-11-2012, 05:04 PM

Trollheart This sentence wins the prize... 12-12-2012, 05:18 AM

GuitarBizarre I maintain that it is... 12-12-2012, 01:51 PM

Trollheart It is, it actually is. Not a... 12-12-2012, 02:55 PM

Janszoon "I.T. DORKS MAY TAKE OUR... 12-12-2012, 01:57 PM

Trollheart "Nursing bubble"? Sound... 12-12-2012, 02:57 PM

Janszoon Yeah, I have no idea what the... 12-12-2012, 02:58 PM

FrankBeardjr :rofl: 12-12-2012, 03:19 PM

duga That's some riveting stuff. 12-12-2012, 02:00 PM

Janszoon You should see the status... 12-12-2012, 02:05 PM

Bloozcrooz "Thought I was late this... 12-12-2012, 08:02 PM

Burning Down This thread makes me want to... 12-13-2012, 08:19 AM

Janszoon From a woman I only know in a... 03-01-2013, 05:59 PM

14232949 to use one of your quotes: -... 03-02-2013, 06:39 AM

14232949 http://i47.tinypic.com/wmo95.p... 03-12-2013, 05:21 PM

Trollheart Jamie Lang? Wasn't this the... 03-13-2013, 07:50 PM

14232949 close but no cigar. the man... 03-15-2013, 07:08 PM

The Batlord Dude, what? Dude, what? 03-16-2013, 11:36 AM

Trollheart First "Dude, what?" : he's... 03-16-2013, 02:38 PM

The Batlord I know that, but the sentence... 03-18-2013, 03:46 PM

Trollheart This is true. 03-18-2013, 04:11 PM

funkdoktah About a week ago a girl had... 03-12-2013, 06:07 PM

Janszoon :laughing: 03-12-2013, 06:10 PM

Franco Pepe Kalle That is a definitve weird... 03-12-2013, 08:20 PM

Freebase Dali Sounds familiar... ... 03-12-2013, 08:37 PM

funkdoktah Well, she did actually write... 03-13-2013, 06:34 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara Here's one from mine from a... 03-13-2013, 10:57 PM

Trollheart I hate that when wine stops... 03-14-2013, 06:38 PM

Sequoioideae I know people like to... 03-14-2013, 07:13 PM

Trollheart Allow me: "Once again I can't... 03-15-2013, 06:38 PM

FETCHER. Just read this. It's not... 03-21-2013, 11:44 AM

14232949 We live in a really ignorant... 03-21-2013, 11:47 AM

FETCHER. Yeah because the country is... 03-21-2013, 11:51 AM

Dr_Rez https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net... 03-21-2013, 12:07 PM

14232949 charm seems like a right... 03-21-2013, 01:05 PM

14232949 another extract from my... 03-21-2013, 04:55 PM

Sequoioideae I was sitting at a restaurant... 03-21-2013, 08:45 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara I saw a women smoking while... 03-22-2013, 03:07 AM

Sequoioideae My mom works in a hospital in... 03-22-2013, 04:22 AM

Engine It's not so bad. My mom... 03-22-2013, 07:11 PM

Dr_Rez http://www.enginereplacementof... 03-22-2013, 09:54 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara :laughing: That's good... 03-23-2013, 12:15 AM

FETCHER. The docs apparently tell you... 03-22-2013, 08:12 AM

Trollheart Not all doctors can be... 03-22-2013, 04:12 PM

ThePhanastasio I mean, my mom smoked with... 03-23-2013, 12:47 AM

Guybrush You can't say your mother... 03-23-2013, 05:37 AM

Janszoon I'm pretty sure he was being... 03-23-2013, 05:46 AM

Guybrush Ew, that's Exo trying to be... 03-23-2013, 06:54 AM

Janszoon Exo? I thought the post you... 03-23-2013, 07:29 AM

Engine So maybe I'm not all that... 03-23-2013, 02:13 PM

Cuthbert My mom smoked when she had... 03-23-2013, 05:56 AM

14232949 What Tore said, science... 03-23-2013, 08:07 AM

Burning Down Drinking and using illicit... 03-23-2013, 08:08 AM

Mojo This girl on my Facebook, who... 04-01-2013, 05:14 PM

14232949 pics or it didn't happen! 04-01-2013, 06:56 PM

Mojo Haha. I didn't particularly... 04-01-2013, 07:13 PM

Sansa Stark I've got some Facebook... 04-01-2013, 07:14 PM

14232949 I rarely post on facebook... 04-01-2013, 07:22 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara Neither, I barely ever log on... 04-02-2013, 01:10 AM

Trollheart https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic... 04-02-2013, 11:49 AM

jackhammer Is to be on there in the... 04-01-2013, 07:25 PM

Dr_Rez Add me Lee, lets swap info. 04-01-2013, 07:49 PM

ThePhanastasio The thing that concerns me... 04-02-2013, 02:14 AM

P A N i couldn't agree with this... 04-02-2013, 07:57 PM

ThePhanastasio Yes, there are a VERY select... 04-02-2013, 09:36 PM

Sequoioideae I never see any statuses any... 04-02-2013, 02:50 AM

ZiggyStardust Condescending Wonka solves... 04-02-2013, 03:46 AM

WWWP I'm pretty sure I'm the only... 04-02-2013, 03:24 PM

Janszoon You are, it's true. 04-02-2013, 03:59 PM

PoorOldPo I dunno now. I like to think... 04-02-2013, 07:02 PM

The Batlord Well, that's why you got the... 04-03-2013, 09:11 AM

WWWP Well I certainly didn't vote... 04-03-2013, 11:51 AM

The Batlord And yet you didn't get it... 04-04-2013, 08:22 AM

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Plankton Do I smell something burning?... 04-03-2013, 12:04 PM

Burning Down The Most Infuriating Examples... 04-03-2013, 12:50 PM

gunnels :laughing: I think this one... 04-04-2013, 05:15 PM

Sansa Stark guys 04-04-2013, 11:32 AM

Mojo Now, now people. Lets... 04-04-2013, 11:34 AM

Sequoioideae No. 04-04-2013, 05:07 PM

WWWP Killin it. 04-05-2013, 04:16 PM

ladyislingering from my days as an alcoholic... 04-06-2013, 03:05 PM

ThePhanastasio This is what has resulted... 04-20-2013, 10:00 PM

Cuthbert https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akam... 04-21-2013, 10:32 AM

The Batlord Katie Holmes. LOL. 04-22-2013, 09:03 AM

14232949 ^ Tell me I didn't just see... 04-21-2013, 12:23 PM

Trollheart Also can't count: 19 - 14 =... 04-21-2013, 12:29 PM

Cuthbert Haven't had one in about 3... 04-21-2013, 05:09 PM

14232949 naa, we all understand you've... 04-21-2013, 05:13 PM

Urban Hat€monger ? What's a Sket? 04-22-2013, 09:17 AM

djchameleon What? I thought you'd know... 04-22-2013, 09:20 AM

Urban Hat€monger ? Britain has loads of... 04-22-2013, 09:22 AM

The Batlord Wait, I thought you weren't... 04-22-2013, 09:47 AM

djchameleon ahh okay well it's basically... 04-22-2013, 09:38 AM

Urban Hat€monger ? I know New York people talk... 04-22-2013, 10:05 AM

Dr_Rez shutup fuckin skittt 05-05-2013, 12:11 PM

The Batlord Djchameleon sounded like he... 04-22-2013, 10:13 AM

wiggums Just found this lady from a... 05-03-2013, 03:48 PM

The Batlord ^^^ Two words. Forced.... 05-04-2013, 09:20 AM

Cuthbert Is she into rimming? 05-04-2013, 09:21 AM

WWWP ^ lmao :laughing: 05-04-2013, 02:16 PM

Dayvan Cowboy http://i39.tinypic.com/d49dl.p... 05-05-2013, 03:09 PM

Trollheart Ah, to be young again. Or,... 05-05-2013, 05:02 PM

djchameleon he should probably see a dr.... 05-05-2013, 05:05 PM

Dr_Rez He is fine I cleared him. 05-05-2013, 05:44 PM

djchameleon good to know there is a doc... 05-05-2013, 06:14 PM

The Batlord :laughing: 05-06-2013, 10:46 AM

Ass Napkin Ed Sometimes I like to do that... 05-05-2013, 06:43 PM