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Old 03-12-2013, 07:10 PM   #51 (permalink)
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About a week ago a girl had this status:

"I'm so excited. Can't wait to find out whether I'll be an aunt or an uncle!"
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Old 03-12-2013, 09:20 PM   #52 (permalink)
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About a week ago a girl had this status:

"I'm so excited. Can't wait to find out whether I'll be an aunt or an uncle!"
That is a definitve weird quote but at least the girl is excited about something positive.
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Old 03-12-2013, 09:37 PM   #53 (permalink)
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About a week ago a girl had this status:

"I'm so excited. Can't wait to find out whether I'll be an aunt or an uncle!"
Sounds familiar...

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Old 03-13-2013, 07:34 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Sounds familiar...
Well, she did actually write it. Don't think she was kidding, never know though.
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Old 03-13-2013, 08:50 PM   #55 (permalink)
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just saw this cracker on my newsfeed. another day, another reason to contemplate just putting a bullet through my brain.
Jamie Lang? Wasn't this the same idiot you posted about who was trying to find out who stole his money or something?
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Old 03-13-2013, 11:57 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Here's one from mine from a girl I went to high school with: "Once agen she cnt mke the gym ...,,.stupid wine!gnna hv ta go in the mrnings or suink".
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Old 03-14-2013, 07:38 PM   #57 (permalink)
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I hate that when wine stops you getting out of your house! It's as bad as those crabs that stop people visiting you...
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Old 03-14-2013, 08:13 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Here's one from mine from a girl I went to high school with: "Once agen she cnt mke the gym ...,,.stupid wine!gnna hv ta go in the mrnings or suink".
I know people like to abbreviate, but holy **** I can't even translate this.
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Old 03-15-2013, 07:38 PM   #59 (permalink)
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I know people like to abbreviate, but holy **** I can't even translate this.
Allow me: "Once again I can't make the gym --- stupid wine! Have to go in the morning or something."

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Old 03-15-2013, 08:08 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Jamie Lang? Wasn't this the same idiot you posted about who was trying to find out who stole his money or something?
close but no cigar. the man with the Mike Skinner in a grand don't come for free esk financial woes was a James Laing.
Too many numpties on my facebook. good for a laugh though.
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